Former Stars Thread

[ScubaSteve]

*Dang all Get out*.

Did that happen in a game or in Val’s hotel room?

[SaintAngerBH]

The fact that he got up and walked away from that is astonishing after looking at the slow motion replay. Holy *poo poo*.

[cdanew]

The fact that he got up and walked away from that is astonishing after looking at the slow motion replay. Holy *poo poo*.

And came back and played in the 3rd period

[SaintAngerBH]

The fact that he got up and walked away from that is astonishing after looking at the slow motion replay. Holy *poo poo*.

And came back and played in the 3rd period

I've seen videos of people dying instantly from neck contortions like that.

[The Frugal Gourmet]

I've seen videos of people dying instantly from neck contortions like that.

Were they narrated by Bob Saget?

[SaintAngerBH]

I've seen videos of people dying instantly from neck contortions like that.

Were they narrated by Bob Saget?

How did you know??!

[Knives Out]

[Troy McClure]

But remember. We can't ask because we have to respect Val's privacy.

[ScubaSteve]

Has Robo considered slipping Grubauer a roofie? Then maybe he can score too

[ToddM]

Probably Polonium

[Knives Out]

Unobtainium.

[Math]

Whether it's polonium or Novitchok, the dosage was perfectly handled because if you put slighty less than recommended there's no effect, and if you put slightly more, it's immediate death.

[slaps]

Gurianov finished with 5 goals and 8 points in Montreal, in 23 games. I think the Stars got the better of that deal.

[Troy McClure]

Gurianov finished with 5 goals and 8 points in Montreal, in 23 games. I think the Stars got the better of that deal.

Week one: Habs fans were sure they had their next superstar and were trying to figure out how many years to sign him

By the end: don't bother qualifying this guy he sucks

[The Frugal Gourmet]

I mean that's way better then he performed here this year

[Troy McClure]

I mean that's way better then he performed here this year

His problem was he had a brief hot streak where he put up those 8 points over 7 games. He then followed it with ten games without a point and with his usual invisible play.

[slaps]

[SaintAngerBH]

It's a tough call. Dubas has had good regular season success and won them their first playoff series in 20 years. But, they folded in round 2 so I get it.