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Knives Out wrote: Sat Apr 29, 2023 6:17 pm *Dang all Get out*.

Did that happen in a game or in Val’s hotel room?
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The fact that he got up and walked away from that is astonishing after looking at the slow motion replay. Holy *poo poo*.
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SaintAngerBH wrote: Sat Apr 29, 2023 7:05 pm The fact that he got up and walked away from that is astonishing after looking at the slow motion replay. Holy *poo poo*.
And came back and played in the 3rd period :shock:
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cdanew wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 11:12 am
SaintAngerBH wrote: Sat Apr 29, 2023 7:05 pm The fact that he got up and walked away from that is astonishing after looking at the slow motion replay. Holy *poo poo*.
And came back and played in the 3rd period :shock:
I've seen videos of people dying instantly from neck contortions like that.
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SaintAngerBH wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 3:26 pm I've seen videos of people dying instantly from neck contortions like that.
Were they narrated by Bob Saget?
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The Frugal Gourmet wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 3:34 pm
SaintAngerBH wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 3:26 pm I've seen videos of people dying instantly from neck contortions like that.
Were they narrated by Bob Saget?
How did you know??!
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But remember. We can't ask because we have to respect Val's privacy.
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Has Robo considered slipping Grubauer a roofie? Then maybe he can score too
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Probably Polonium
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Unobtainium.
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Whether it's polonium or Novitchok, the dosage was perfectly handled because if you put slighty less than recommended there's no effect, and if you put slightly more, it's immediate death.
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Gurianov finished with 5 goals and 8 points in Montreal, in 23 games. I think the Stars got the better of that deal.
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slaps wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 8:16 am Gurianov finished with 5 goals and 8 points in Montreal, in 23 games. I think the Stars got the better of that deal.
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I mean that's way better then he performed here this year
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The Frugal Gourmet wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 9:54 am I mean that's way better then he performed here this year
His problem was he had a brief hot streak where he put up those 8 points over 7 games. He then followed it with ten games without a point and with his usual invisible play.
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It's a tough call. Dubas has had good regular season success and won them their first playoff series in 20 years. But, they folded in round 2 so I get it.
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Stevens got lucky. He's been terrible for the vast majority of his career as a head or assistant.
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Glenn Danzig to the Lightning.

Studenic to the Kraken.
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Dowling to the Devils.
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Wait what? He’s still in the league?
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slaps wrote: Sat Jul 01, 2023 2:52 pm Wait what? He’s still in the league?
Which o e of those three are you referring to?
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Rhett Gardner to the Flyers - 2 way deal

Tyler Pitlick to the Rangers

Ben Gleason to the Oilers
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wonko80 wrote: Sat Jul 01, 2023 2:58 pm
slaps wrote: Sat Jul 01, 2023 2:52 pm Wait what? He’s still in the league?
Which o e of those three are you referring to?
Dowling.
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Klingberg to Toronto. His PP numbers should shine.
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1 year 4.15 million. Interesting. I will enjoy watching him play every Saturday night.
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Tufte to the Avalanche.
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