RD2 GM4 05/09 @ Seattle (8:50PM CT) - RELEASE THE OTTER

[Knives Out]

ROOOOOPE!

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Harley looks dominant with Hanley next to him. They’ve got to keep Hanley, right?

Let’s dissect his contract and a potential contract.

[Archangel972]

Score! Hintz! And now Robertson has to wonder "Why not me?????"

[Troy McClure]

Harley looks dominant with Hanley next to him. They’ve got to keep Hanley, right?

Hanley plays the most boring game possible, but it also keeps him from looking silly with bad pinches.

[dyhp]

what a rollercoaster these last two games have been.

[mookie1010]

I have wrap around PTSD every time I see a slo mo of Jamie's stick.

[Math]

Harley looks dominant with Hanley next to him. They’ve got to keep Hanley, right?

Indeed. Not spectacular but regular. He knows what he's able to do but also know what he's not able to do.

[Knives Out]

I have wrap around PTSD every time I see a slo mo of Jamie's stick.

Steven has reach around PTSD.

[slaps]

Harley looks dominant with Hanley next to him. They’ve got to keep Hanley, right?

Hanley plays the most boring game possible, but it also keeps him from looking silly with bad pinches.

It’s not the worst thing in the world to pair a guy they want to be more active with a boring steady guy.

[slaps]

I have wrap around PTSD every time I see a slo mo of Jamie's stick.

Steven has reach around PTSD.

Barb Wire makes it feel funny.

[Troy McClure]

It’s not the worst thing in the world to pair a guy they want to be more active with a boring steady guy.

I also think the opponent matters. Seattle has enough speedy forwards where you can get burned if you get too aggressive.

[5minmajor]

I have wrap around PTSD every time I see a slo mo of Jamie's stick.

Steven has reach around PTSD.

Barb Wire makes it feel funny.

And he likes the organ

[5minmajor]

Nevermind

[The Frugal Gourmet]

This is one of the weirdest playoff series I've ever seen.

It feels like:

1) Dallas cannot reliably stop Seattle's forecheck from generating amazing chances.

2) If Dallas actually manages to stay in Seattle's zone, they will score eventually.

So I guess whoever gets the momentum to be confidently aggressive is going to win it all.

[slaps]

It’s not the worst thing in the world to pair a guy they want to be more active with a boring steady guy.

I also think the opponent matters. Seattle has enough speedy forwards where you can get burned if you get too aggressive.

I’m really just arguing for keeping Hakanpaa / Miller out. But Hanley does seem to pair well with Harley.

[The Frugal Gourmet]

I noticed that the first line finally did score, but only thanks to a guest appearance by Jamie Benn.

[Archangel972]

I do have some bad news: While the Stars are winning 5-1 in Seattle, the Texas Rangers are losing 4-0 in Seattle (bottom 8th inning as of this post). I'll give you all some time to process this.

[B Kat]

I hold my breath when they’re out there, but they do seem fine.

[5minmajor]

I do have some bad news: While the Stars are winning 5-1 in Seattle, the Texas Rangers are losing 4-0 in Seattle (bottom 8th inning as of this post). I'll give you all some time to process this.

Hopefully that’s all of Seattle’s scoring for the night

[Troy McClure]

I do have some bad news: While the Stars are winning 5-1 in Seattle, the Texas Rangers are losing 4-0 in Seattle (bottom 8th inning as of this post). I'll give you all some time to process this.

Hopefully that’s all of Seattle’s scoring for the night

Yeah, I'm perfectly fine with one Seattle team stealing the other's offense.

[Knives Out]

Now is it Barb Wire or Barbed Wire?

Was her name Barb in the movie?

[Troy McClure]

Now is it Barb Wire or Barbed Wire?

Was her name Barb in the movie?

You should know this one. It was based on a comic book. Barb Wire.

[Math]

Now is it Barb Wire or Barbed Wire?

Was her name Barb in the movie?

In my recollection, yes. But that will force me to watch that movie again just to be sure.

[Troy McClure]

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[Knives Out]

Let’s gooooo

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See, Max Jones has a cool ass mask.

[Math]

Also, Grubauer is due to have an awful evening.

In all fairness, he wasn't that bad but it was enough to join the long list of pulled goalies in the 2023 postseason.

[5minmajor]

I don’t care for Brian Boucher as an announcer

[Knives Out]

They have 2 goals on 13 shots.

Just sayin’.

[5minmajor]

Yeah, this is not last years playoffs Oettinger