2023-2024 NHL Regular Season Thread

[slaps]

[ScubaSteve]

Maybe that’s why Val was drugging that girl in the hotel. We’ve got a Dirty Pretty Things situation and she was going to wake up in an ice bath with her MCL and meniscus removed from both knees after they’ve been harvested for use by hockey players.

[Math]

Yeah I mean it's cleaner more noble than trash organ traffic where you wake up in some random landfill with one kidney and one lung less.

[B Kat]

I always liked Landeskog, he's got a lot of great hockey player talents -big, fast, a little nasty and skilled.

[slaps]

Also, this season will mark only 6 more seasons of the Islanders paying Rick DiPietro not to play for them.

[SaintAngerBH]

Also, this season will mark only 6 more seasons of the Islanders paying Rick DiPietro not to play for them.

My God. They're still paying that guy?

He hasn't played a game for them in literally 10 years.

[ScubaSteve]

They prolly just got done paying of Yashin a year or two ago

[Knives Out]

[Troy McClure]

Bedard is going to make Dickinson into a 60 point guy, and some stupid GM will give Dickinson a big contract.

[The Frugal Gourmet]

I always liked Landeskog, he's got a lot of great hockey player talents -big, fast, a little nasty and skilled.

I always hated him for exactly the same reasons.

[SaintAngerBH]

Bedard is going to make Dickinson into a 60 point guy, and some stupid GM will give Dickinson a big contract.

Probably Nill.

[Troy McClure]

The Flyers have the most amazing commitment to being a dog *poo poo* hockey team.

[ScubaSteve]

Comcast/NBC owns the flyers right? I guess if you limit yourself to former intermission hosts that have already worked for you, those are the two best options. Unless they want to hire Milbury

[slaps]

Surprisingly, Olczyk didn't play for the Flyers. Jones did. I thought playing for the Flyers was a requirement to get a front office job there.