RD2 GM1 05/02 vs Kraken (8:30PM CT) - Release the Captain (America)

[ScubaSteve]

Brian Boucher seems to spew out a word salad that contains most of the right color commentary phrases but they don’t really add up to complete sentences

[slaps]

So I guess Miller is benched?

[dyhp]

If Dallas was up 4-2 that would have been a perfect period.

[The Frugal Gourmet]

If Dallas was up 4-2 that would have been a perfect period.

Seattle still got some grade a chances.

Wow they are good.

[Math]

I'm wondering if we'll Pavelski back with Robertson and Hintz, because #21 is maybe needing some help there.

And yeah, Miller is swimming in the mud. Hanley back in for game #2 I'd think.

[Knives Out]

Obviously gotta get the next one LOL.

[dyhp]

Obviously gotta get the next one LOL.

Game 2 will be the most important game in NHL history.

[Troy McClure]

I'm wondering if we'll Pavelski back with Robertson and Hintz, because #21 is maybe needing some help there.

And yeah, Miller is swimming in the mud. Hanley back in for game #2 I'd think.

Seguin on the top line remains a problem.

[Math]

How many lungs does each Kraken player have? These suckers are not slowing down at all...

[Knives Out]

Time for a patented Hintz shortie!

[Troy McClure]

How many lungs does each Kraken player have? These suckers are not slowing down at all...

It’s a noticeable difference from the Wild. Seattle isn’t playing physical at all, but they are skating like crazy and swirling with their speed. Their forwards are much faster than what the Stars have.

[Troy McClure]

Christ, Marchment is an idiot at times.

[The Frugal Gourmet]

Dallas really not getting a lot of chances even when down. Not a great sign.

[Math]

How many lungs does each Kraken player have? These suckers are not slowing down at all...

It’s a noticeable difference from the Wild. Seattle isn’t playing physical at all, but they are skating like crazy and swirling with their speed. Their forwards are much faster than what the Stars have.

Yeap, and our defense (outside of Heiskanen) doesn't have the most mobile and skilled players to stop them.

[The Frugal Gourmet]

How many lungs does each Kraken player have? These suckers are not slowing down at all...

It’s a noticeable difference from the Wild. Seattle isn’t playing physical at all, but they are skating like crazy and swirling with their speed. Their forwards are much faster than what the Stars have.

Yeap, and our defense (outside of Heiskanen) doesn't have the most mobile and skilled players to stop them.

Actually Heiskanen has been burned several times.

[The Frugal Gourmet]

welp pavelski hat trick

seattle gotta be kicking themselves. They should have 8 goals by now.

[Troy McClure]

The hat cleanup gives Pavelski time to rest. Good.

[Math]

The momentum should have changed now. In theory...

[The Frugal Gourmet]

The momentum should have changed now. In theory...

not yet.

seattle comes back to dominate the next shift.

gotta beat their forecheck.

[Math]

That Dadonov turnover... Ugh.

[The Frugal Gourmet]

That Dadonov turnover... Ugh.

yeah.

[Troy McClure]

I don’t think Gourde wants to be friends.

[slaps]

Connor figured out a way in NHL 23 to set his lines with the same three guys on each line and the Stars should see about doing that with Pavelski.

[Knives Out]

Daddy needs to save us yet again.

[Knives Out]

Jesus *fargin'* Christ, Joe!

[The Frugal Gourmet]

I don't even understand what happened there

[Troy McClure]

He’s a mother *fargin'* cheat code.

[The Frugal Gourmet]

oh now i see it


holy *poo poo*

[Knives Out]

DO.NOT.STOP.NOW.

[Math]

Not enough. We really need him to score five, or maybe even six.