RD1 GM2 04/19 vs Wild (8:30PM-ish CT) - THE TORTOISE AND THE HARE

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Bad rebound by Otter.
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Isn’t Oettinger supposed to be good?
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The whole Wild PP involved the puck being loose ten feet from Oettinger. Very strange.
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What was Miller doing?? The entire right side of the ice had no Stars...
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Oetter's toooo young still
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SaintAngerBH wrote: Wed Apr 19, 2023 10:11 pm What was Miller doing?? The entire right side of the ice had no Stars...
He was trying to defend two guys because his partner got caught up too high.
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Just more opportunity to keep scoring on Fleury.
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SaintAngerBH wrote: Wed Apr 19, 2023 10:11 pm What was Miller doing?? The entire right side of the ice had no Stars...
He played that terriblly. If he weren't a vet and we had a deeper defense, he'd be benched for that
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Oh no.
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Save us, Robo.
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Gotta get a goal before the end of the period.
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*fargin'* three goal leads
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All the pressure is on the Stars ...they blow this one and they're a first round exit...which might actually be good for them.
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A cup win would be better.
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The puck movement jitters are back.
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GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *f-bomb* YOU WILD!!!!
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Every good Dallas shift has been a Benn trademark production in this one.
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TWO DADDIES!
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Throw Middleton out. Doing *poo poo* after goals can’t be tolerated.
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That Heiskanen pass was pure beauty.
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Bogorad mad me laugh talking about Dellandrea’s helmet on the ice tripping up Wild players and how Dellandrea found a way to play defense from the bench.
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Uh oh.

Back to the most dangerous lead in hockey.
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SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Roope!
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Dadonov keeps delivering. It’s funny. He did nothing in Montreal.

And Hintz does it AGAIN
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TWO ROOPES!
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