2023 Stars Playoffs (Thread)

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Re: 2023 Stars Playoffs (Thread)

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The Frugal Gourmet wrote: Thu May 25, 2023 7:04 pm This is one of those discussions that I always internally laugh at because I don’t think fans have any *fargin'* clue who a good captain would be. And can’t possibly know.
We know for sure. Like how Yzerman was a bad captain until they started winning Cups. Then he became a good captain.

Or like how Messier was the best captain in NHL history because be helped the Rangers win a Cup. No, don't ask me how he did in Vancouver.
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3-0 with the Golden Chick avatar.

Let’s gooooo !!!

Also, bring that *fargin'* mockingbird back LOL.
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State bird of Texas.

Probably because they’re assholes.
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I thought it was the Grackle?

Had no idea they existed until I went to the Dallas Hooters.
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Knives Out wrote: Sat May 27, 2023 10:02 pm I thought it was the Grackle?

Had no idea they existed until I went to the Dallas Hooters.
Nope. Mockingbird.

And they’re very territorial. Every year there’s a local media story about one that sets up over some major building entrance and attacks everyone that tries to come in.
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Despite tonight’s effort, it was an okay death.
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Thus ends our watch.
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What is dead may never die
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a Game 7 would have been nice, unless we lost it LOL.
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The Miami Heat let them come all the way back and then crushed them.

So much for that synergy too.
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ScubaSteve wrote: Mon May 29, 2023 9:49 pm What is dead may never die
Which was worse, the Stars' series finale or GoT's?
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Game of Thrones and it’s not particularly close. The Stars were one of three teams left standing and the young guys had a fine showing. The ending sucked but I’ve got pretty decent hopes for next year.
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I dunno, I thought the GoT finale showed more effort
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slaps wrote: Mon May 29, 2023 10:17 pm Game of Thrones and it’s not particularly close. The Stars were one of three teams left standing and the young guys had a fine showing. The ending sucked but I’ve got pretty decent hopes for next year.
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