03/13 @ Seattle (9PM CT) - krak tales, part 2

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Re: 03/13 @ Seattle (9PM CT) - krak tales, part 2

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Robertson has been in a goal dry spell lately…. one where he became Gretzky-like in the assist department. Crazy how for him a slump was merely activating another super power.
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Re: 03/13 @ Seattle (9PM CT) - krak tales, part 2

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Whatever filter they have on the main camera to accommodate the stupid puck trail thing sucks. It makes the picture more dull and washed out than a DC Universe movie.
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Re: 03/13 @ Seattle (9PM CT) - krak tales, part 2

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We’ve been scoring a fuckton of goals in the Poncho Era.
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Re: 03/13 @ Seattle (9PM CT) - krak tales, part 2

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Troy McClure wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 11:06 pm Robertson has been in a goal dry spell lately…. one where he became Gretzky-like in the assist department. Crazy how for him a slump was merely activating another super power.
He just needs 11 more goals and 5 more assists.
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Re: 03/13 @ Seattle (9PM CT) - krak tales, part 2

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Knives Out wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 11:09 pm We’ve been scoring a fuckton of goals in the Poncho Era.
It’s time to abandon the hockey sweater in favor of the hockey poncho.
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The Frugal Gourmet wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 10:38 pm
dyhp wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 10:38 pm What’s the deal with the puck tracker? Is that new?
Yes
I keep thinking there is a stick on the ice.
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Re: 03/13 @ Seattle (9PM CT) - krak tales, part 2

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dyhp wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 11:14 pm
The Frugal Gourmet wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 10:38 pm
dyhp wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 10:38 pm What’s the deal with the puck tracker? Is that new?
Yes
I keep thinking there is a stick on the ice.
Haha. That’s exactly what I commented last game. The entire first period I was very confused thinking sticks were always getting in the play.
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get better soon Mason
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Re: 03/13 @ Seattle (9PM CT) - krak tales, part 2

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There’s a realistic chance that we get Seattle in round one, so these games have been a nice litmus test.
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Re: 03/13 @ Seattle (9PM CT) - krak tales, part 2

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Knives Out wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 11:35 pm There’s a realistic chance that we get Seattle in round one, so these games have been a nice litmus test.
Don’t start talking lace before the robe is even cut, man.
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very impressive win
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Knives Out wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 11:35 pm There’s a realistic chance that we get Seattle in round one, so these games have been a nice litmus test.
The Kraken were much better last game. They were relentless. Kinda flat tonight.

They would be very though to play seven games.
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Tomorrow night has loss written all over it.
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This has been a very fun road trip so far.

Hopefully big showing against the Canucks too.
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dyhp wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 11:29 pm get better soon Mason
If he and Seguin each swap a leg, we should get a player back. He might skate a bit lop sided.
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Now for the love of god give Oettinger a rest.
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dyhp wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 11:29 pm get better soon Mason
Luckily the Texas Stars are close by in California in case we need to call someone up for tomorrow night.
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Re: 03/13 @ Seattle (9PM CT) - krak tales, part 2

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Troy McClure wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 11:37 pm They would be very though to play seven games.
And I disagree due to the Grubauer/Jones factor, plus them not being able to maintain said pace against non Pacific division teams once the refs really start letting the body go in the PO’s.

They are having a nice little overreaching season in the weakest division, and are definitely the preferred round one opponent LOL. Especially compared to the other potentials of EDM, MIN, COL, WPG.
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Re: 03/13 @ Seattle (9PM CT) - krak tales, part 2

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I would definitely pick them over — say — the Avs, but the team I most want to play in the first round is the Phoenix Coyotes.
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Knives Out wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 11:49 pm
Troy McClure wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 11:37 pm They would be very though to play seven games.
And I disagree due to the Grubauer/Jones factor, plus them not being able to maintain said pace against non Pacific division teams once the refs really start letting the body go in the PO’s.

They are having a nice little overreaching season in the weakest division, and are definitely the preferred round one opponent LOL. Especially compared to the other potentials of EDM, MIN, COL, WPG.
I'd pick the Stars to win, but I think they'd be s damn annoying team to play.
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Re: 03/13 @ Seattle (9PM CT) - krak tales, part 2

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We should put Johnston out there after every enemy goal.
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Re: 03/13 @ Seattle (9PM CT) - krak tales, part 2

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But the main question remains: where can we get those damn panchos ?
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