2023 Trade Nonsense

[slaps]

Where's the photoshop of Quick with a Kings' sword through his back?

[Knives Out]

Gostisbehere to the Hurricanes.

For a 3rd round pick.

[slaps]

Hronek and a 4th to the Canucks for a 1st and a 2nd.

[Knives Out]

^There's another head scratcher.

[Troy McClure]

^There's another head scratcher.

It was summed up as Horvat essentially got traded for Hronek. No idea what Vancouver is doing, but they must love Hronek.

And of course, this makes everyone assume Chychrun is going to Detroit.

[ToddM]

JVR is a giant black hole where offense goes to die, so I expect Nill will trade one of our three young studs for him chop chop.

[slaps]

lol that's it? *f-bomb* right off, Nill:

[Troy McClure]

Hilariously little return.

[dyhp]

ugh that one hurts...

[ToddM]

I'm not going to look this up, but it sure seems like bottom six guys are getting better returns than the big names.

[The Frugal Gourmet]

So has Nill announced that he’s done yet?

[Math]

So has Nill announced that he’s done yet?

No, he still needs to get JVR, Hayes or any other washed-up vet.

[The Frugal Gourmet]

Oh. Yay.

[wonko80]

That's all for Chychrun? That's totally worth it. The chances of a first and two second round picks being as impactful or more than him are so, so low.

[The Frugal Gourmet]

Can’t believe they passed up the chance to land Faksa.

[ToddM]

That's all for Chychrun? That's totally worth it. The chances of a first and two second round picks being as impactful or more than him are so, so low.

It's basically the same as Tanner Jeannot.

[Troy McClure]

I'm not going to look this up, but it sure seems like bottom six guys are getting better returns than the big names.

Looks like the guys who are cheap and will be cheap in the future are nabbing big returns while the rentals aren’t getting much.

[B Kat]

Everything about this deadline is crazy. The Leafs completely remade their team. Teams are eating salary for picks. Quick got traded to Columbus. Kane netted zip for Chicago. Plus the lopsided deals. Overpaying is the norm, but lots of abnormal this year.

We’ll probably get Namestnikov back via San Jose.

[ToddM]

[ToddM]

[Knives Out]

Granlund to Pittsburgh for a 2023 2nd rounder.

Blueger to Vegas for a 2024 3rd rounder.

[slaps]

It’s pretty telling that top teams are doing what they need to do and Nill is fiddling.

[Knives Out]

At this point we might as well just take back a retained Klinger plus a Ducks forward.

This went from funny to plausible.

[Knives Out]

Friedman says that we are in on Tyler Bertuzzi, who really is just a more expensive Mason Marchment, but like, I’ll take anyone at this point LOL.

Still on Team Boeser though.

[The Frugal Gourmet]

His stats last season sure look pretty great.

[Knives Out]

So do Marchment’s.

[Math]

All-in for Edmundson !

[The Frugal Gourmet]

But Marchment played on a pretty free flowing offensive team.

[Knives Out]

He’s an undisciplined hippie!

[The Frugal Gourmet]

That’s how I like ‘em.