2022-2023 Stars Regular Season Thread

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There’s a new official Dallas Stars app out now that is independent from the NHL’s one.
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There’s a video of Jason Robertson doing some crap or another on social media right now in street clothes and the kid is thin as a rail.

You guys lied to me.

And my belief in what fat people can accomplish has been shattered.
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He’s fat for an Asian! It’s why his skating is so terrible LOL.
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That guy you saw wasn't Jason Robertson, that's the guy he eats five minutes before puckdrop.
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Knives Out wrote: Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:45 pm He’s fat for an Asian! It’s why his skating is so terrible LOL.
I think you're wrong.

He does have a chubby face though. Probably because is 8 and still has baby fat.
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The real answer is that the training staff whooped his ass into shape after coming into the org as a fat teen.
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Mr. Out, it's time for a standings update.
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Robertson doesn't even look like the same person to me now. Wow.
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