2022-2023 Stars Regular Season Thread

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Jets had a chance to use their game in hand to tie us for the West/Central lead but decided to lose against Columbus instead LOL.

Willed that one to happen, you're welcome. Though Saturday could be a touche moment.

We play today against the Wild, and tomorrow against the Blue Jackets, putting us two games played ahead, but then the Jets are in Jersey on Sunday, and in Jew York on Monday, evening things out again. We then both play on Wed with equal footing. I'll be boxscore watching like Vasilevskiy's eyes.

[The Frugal Gourmet]

Looking forward to some exciting otls.

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Watched the game: Jets went into the third up 2-1 and tried the Bowness turtle. They lost 4-2.

Next up for them is the Rangers in Jew York tomorrow, where you assume Rittich will get the start. Nice.

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Also, Patrick Kane hat-trick against the Leafs in Chicago tonight. That would be a nice send off ...

[Troy McClure]

In two games, Kane has scored as many goals as:

- Seguin has since Jan 1
- Marchment has since Nov 2
- Pavelski has since Nov 18
- Miro has since Oct 20
- Gurianov has since March 2

[5minmajor]

Jew York

WTF?! Seriously?
This is the second time you've typed that. The first time I just figured it was a typo. But maybe not.
Keep your anti-semitic crap outta here. I'm sure you can find a Neo Nazi forum where it will be welcomed.

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It’s fun to say! There’s no hate in my heart LOL.

For example: Jewrassic Park.

I’ll stop though.

[5minmajor]

Thank you. 'preciate that.

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where you assume Rittich will get the start.

Jets are going with Hellebuyck back-to-back on the road ...

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^Aaaaand it paid off. Hellebuyck made 50 saves LOL.

They trail us by one point now after 57 games.

[Math]

I watched this game brought to you by Bowness². The Jets had five scoring chances in the whole game while the Rangers kept on destroying Hellebuyck's crest.

[Troy McClure]

Tom Gaglardi went on Vancouver sports radio a week ago.

No idea if this link will work. It is supposed to fire up right at the point he starts, yet again, complaining about Benn and Seguin not being good enough, but this time he's framing it as blaming the local media for not doing the ripping. Like he feels as though he has to *poo poo* on his players because the team's one beat writer doesn't do so enough.

He dresses up his comments better this time about how they're "good guys" and doing better, but I hear a guy still not happy.

https://pca.st/episode/31af0413-dbb0-4d ... 6c7e?t=383

[slaps]

Wait, what? Benn is on pace for 30+ goals. He's not worth $9.5MM, but that's really not bad. His line with Johnston has been a pretty constant bright spot. If being "worth" his contract is the sole measuring stick, he's never going to be that.

[ScubaSteve]

The fat man is just lashing out and blaming others for his poor investment. Pretty standard for entitled rich people who inherited their wealth and didn’t earn it themselves.

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The fat man is just lashing out and blaming others for his poor investment. Pretty standard for entitled rich people who inherited their wealth and didn’t earn it themselves.

Benn to T-Gags:

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I wonder if we can work something out so that Patrick Kane stays behind in Dallas after tomorrow night’s game.

[Troy McClure]

I wonder if we can work something out so that Patrick Kane stays behind in Dallas after tomorrow night’s game.

Doesn't sound like it.

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I feel like that wouldn’t be the case if a team actually checked in on him, so good for Nill for forever “liking where the team is at” LOL.

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Kane’s going to wait himself into staying with the Blackhawks.

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Just like Toews did. Birds of a feather etc.

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Blolz.

[Troy McClure]

Ok, so now we know how Nill is trying to torpedo the deal.

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Dadonov will wear Ribs’ old number 63.

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Is he in the lineup tonight?

[The Frugal Gourmet]

The old number 63 i thought added a lot of value too, even though he had worn out his welcome in Montreal.

[Troy McClure]

Is he in the lineup tonight?

Looks like he is. And he's been out in the 2nd PP unit already.

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[The Frugal Gourmet]

Ok. I don’t normally buy the paraphernalia, but it’s looking mighty fine.

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I unironically want one. Especially because of the Ford logo.

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