2022-2023 NHL Regular Season Thread

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Re: 2022-2023 NHL Regular Season Thread

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slaps wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 1:37 pm Disney should buy the team and put it in Florida.
There may be one or two teams already there but I like the way you're thinking.
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Knives Out wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 1:25 pm Wait, wasn't he the same dude who didn't want to share the Suns arena with the Coyotes this entire *fargin'* time?
No, the Suns were sold a couple of months ago.
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I'd like to continue with them being an easy win for the Stars. That's always gonna be my first priority or course.
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KEEP THE COYOTES IN ARIZONA KACHINA JERSEYS !
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I wonder if we get a revolt from players.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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excellent. Keep them in the same place and losing to Dallas as long as possible.
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I like all of the relocation jokes today.
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I'm looking forward to hear from Doan.
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The Frugal Gourmet wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 1:38 pm
slaps wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 1:37 pm Disney should buy the team and put it in Florida.
There may be one or two teams already there but I like the way you're thinking.
Then that means it would piss off Arbitrary 6 people even more.
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I also like the opportunity to troll QC City people, because you know, they really deserve an NHL team.
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slaps wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 2:26 pm
The Frugal Gourmet wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 1:38 pm
slaps wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 1:37 pm Disney should buy the team and put it in Florida.
There may be one or two teams already there but I like the way you're thinking.
Then that means it would piss off Arbitrary 6 people even more.
You're right. Jacksonville is perfect.
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The Frugal Gourmet wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 2:38 pm
slaps wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 2:26 pm
The Frugal Gourmet wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 1:38 pm
slaps wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 1:37 pm Disney should buy the team and put it in Florida.
There may be one or two teams already there but I like the way you're thinking.
Then that means it would piss off Arbitrary 6 people even more.
You're right. Jacksonville is perfect.
They could call themselves the Bolts and have a symbol of two parallel lightning bolts. That would play very well in Florida.
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Winamp - it really whips the llama's ass.
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Is Jim Balsillie still alive?
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Does he mean a second team in Toronto?
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Troy McClure wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 3:04 pm Does he mean a second team in Toronto?
Likely. There have been a lot of articles over the years on the viability of a second Toronto team. He's right, it would be a license to print money.
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The Leafs would be stoked.
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The LA Kings and NY Rangers outearned Toronto last year so we should put an additional team in New York or Southern California first.

California and New York State could have their own division too. We could put Seattle in California since it’s really just Northern California.
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I'd be down for a second team in Toronto but only if they routinely beat the Maple Leafs in the first round.
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ToddM wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 4:54 pm I'd be down for a second team in Toronto but only if they routinely beat the Maple Leafs in the first round.
Also it has to be a Rangers/Devils situation where nobody likes them but they are usually better.
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So what's a good name for another Toronto team? And not necessarily joke names. I actually know very little about the area.
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Maybe put a team in Oakland. The city is lacking pro sports organizations.
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wonko80 wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 5:31 pm So what's a good name for another Toronto team? And not necessarily joke names. I actually know very little about the area.
Canucks.

It's like a nickname for Canadians.
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The new Toronto NHL team nickname should be "The 67s" since 1967 is the last time the Maple Leafs won a championship. It would be a great way to troll them. Only issue is if the Maple Leafs eventually won a championship but we all know that's not going to happen.
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Or an even better name would be "The 69ers", think about how popular that jersey would be (I can just see the logo now).
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The Mounties? Or is that a minor league team somewhere?

The Monarchs?
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Archangel972 wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 6:04 pm The new Toronto NHL team nickname should be "The 67s" since 1967 is the last time the Maple Leafs won a championship. It would be a great way to troll them. Only issue is if the Maple Leafs eventually won a championship but we all know that's not going to happen.
There's already the OHL's Ottawa 67s and now that has been brought up, I'm sure they named it for that reason.
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