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ScubaSteve wrote:I would rather lose 2-0 than win 8-7.
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TOR vs TBL and MIN vs STL should be fuuuun.
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It would have been more fun for the Leafs to face Boston again.
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Also, I'm glad McDavid is in the playoffs. Even though I hope he loses hard, it's shitty that guys like McDavid and Draisaitl aren't routinely in the playoffs.
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Trout syndrome.
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All of the games tonight are going to be worth watching. Leafs-Lightning could be the most electric.
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Wild-Blues is my take. I despise the Blues and I hope Binnington gets all the Blues' losses. Fleury vs. Husso tonight though.
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Math wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 2:31 pm Wild-Blues is my take. I despise the Blues and I hope Binnington gets all the Blues' losses. Fleury vs. Husso tonight though.
I'm even excited to see Kings-Oilers only because I hope the Oilers can advance. It would be good for the game to see two of the best players go somewhere in the playoffs.
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ScubaSteve wrote:I would rather lose 2-0 than win 8-7.
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What a stupid thing to.do. Five minute major.

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I thought the first shoulder nudge was the penalty and was already halfway through forming another take on how pussified the game is now, but then the clip got to the actual penalty.
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And at that point you're probably wondering how it is Claude Lemieux is still playing.
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Corey Perry is still a piece of *poo poo*? No way.
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Should have been at least a game but really 5 games. That was intent to injure.
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The NHL can't suspend a guy unless there's an injury. It's law.
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Jack Campbell now has more playoff shutouts than the Stars have had in however long.
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Florida needs to win so that (1) the Leafs lose for the lulz, and (2) Thornton gets a Cup. It's criminal that he doesn't have one.
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Cody posting a picture of himself as his playoff avatar is an odd choice
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The only thing I can think of worse than Toronto getting the cup is Joe Thornton getting rewarded with one for hanging on with team after team.
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I think the Blues winning again would piss me off the most LOL.
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slaps wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 1:41 pm Florida needs to win so that (1) the Leafs lose for the lulz, and (2) Thornton gets a Cup. It's criminal that he doesn't have one.
But he did give us one of the best sports gifs of all time.
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I do love that gif
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Oh no

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Those are bad enough at outdoor venues. This is going to be horrible.
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lol Predators.
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And Shesterkin with a franchise record 70+ saves so far.
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But still not good enough. Pitt wins
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