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Nobody should just accept any old compensation for losing a Hyman.
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And Chicago got Fleury for free.
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More vets available with three more buyouts happening.

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Sheng Peng? I hardly know her.
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Troy McClure wrote:And Chicago got Fleury for free.
TSN article says "if" he reports. That he only wanted to play for Vegas. Hang 'em up Flower!
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It would be very cool to go out on a Vezina-winning season.
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I think we all know the trade value of goalies.
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Fleury doesn’t want to play in Chicago…did someone warn him that Blackhawks players sometimes get raped by team staff?
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ScubaSteve wrote:Fleury doesn’t want to play in Chicago…did someone warn him that Blackhawks players sometimes get raped by team staff?
Now, it's up to him to waive his no trade and see what Chicago can find as a trade partner.
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https://twitter.com/walsha/status/14200 ... 83843?s=21


Also, there are a lot of media people trying to force the thought that Fleury gets traded to the Penguins.
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Chicago is going the mini-rebuild Rangers route. It won’t work LOL.
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Knives Out wrote:Chicago is going the mini-rebuild Rangers route. It won’t work LOL.
I guess when your two mega contract forwards are Hall of Fame bound after winning multiple Cups, you feel the need to keep going for it with them until they are done.
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It's amazing how low GMs value goaltenders, who are unquestionably the most important position in all of sports. Like they will happily burn their bridges with a guy who won the Vezina a month ago in order to keep two of their overpaid third liners. I just don't get it.
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This is interesting. If you make an offer you know the player will find insulting, are you better off not making an offer at all?

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Halak is going to retire having played for every team except the Stars just to drive Knives crazy.

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That's my secret, Troy ... I'm always crazy.
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Dodged a bullet. That's a lot for a third liner.

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Dodged a bullet to step right in the path of a Suter shaped mortar
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I kept laughing at the Stars fans who thought Coleman would take a home town discount. Like why would this guy who has his best chance to cash in do that?
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wonko80 wrote:I kept laughing at the Stars fans who thought Coleman would take a home town discount. Like why would this guy who has his best chance to cash in do that?
Toronto fans think 80% of the league will gladly take a hometown discount to sign with the Maple Leafs.
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ScubaSteve wrote:Dodged a bullet to step right in the path of a Suter shaped mortar firework
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Seattle have their "starter".

Philipp Grubauer 5.9 x 6

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wonko80 wrote:I kept laughing at the Stars fans who thought Coleman would take a home town discount. Like why would this guy who has his best chance to cash in do that?
Dallas is a nice place to live. After you've made your millions and are retired.
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