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Some sports management school could do a whole class on how this contract was developed.

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I was told there would be no math.
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wonko80 wrote:Makar signed for less than Jones. Man it sure seems like Jones got overpaid by a lot.
Brayden Point, a younger and proven champion centre, signed the same deal as Seth Jones (9.5 x 8) ... LOL what a clown world.
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Oopsalamoondio. Gabagool.
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Georgiev has requested a trade out of Jew York. Give them Khudobin!
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Knives Out wrote:Georgiev has requested a trade out of Jew York. Give them Khudobin!
They should instantly make that trade.
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slaps wrote:
Knives Out wrote:Georgiev has requested a trade out of Jew York. Give them Khudobin!
They should instantly make that trade.
I am officially putting it out into the universe.
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:(

https://twitter.com/TheFourthPeriod/sta ... 8970309644

Welp. We can go back to hating him again LOL.
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I remember going to visit my grandfather 10 years ago who is almost 90 now. He went on and on about how "n-word" people have taken over and how it's so horrible to have an "n-word" in the White House and black people shouldn't be on TV and blah blah blah.

I swear to you blood was literally pouring out of my ears.

I had no idea he was like this when I was a kid. I guess I was naive to it until I got older.

Thankfully, my Dad is the polar opposite.
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Knives Out wrote::(

https://twitter.com/TheFourthPeriod/sta ... 8970309644

Welp. We can go back to hating him again LOL.
Wow. I had no idea Corey Perry came out as non-binary. Good for him!!!!! Ahem...I mean them....
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ScubaSteve wrote:I would rather lose 2-0 than win 8-7.
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ScubaSteve wrote:I would rather lose 2-0 than win 8-7.
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Knives Out wrote:Reunited with Gallant.

https://twitter.com/jessegranger_/statu ... 22369?s=21
Imagine making your team worse on purpose all because you're afraid of Tom Wilson.
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This Blackhawks abuse thing looks like it's going to leave a trail of ruined reputations.

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Good
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Big loss for the Bruins. Krejci is going back to the Czech Republic to play.
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He’s going off the rails on a Krejci train.
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BigAl wrote:He’s going off the rails on a Krejci train.
:bigleb
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So she's most likely a dumb *goddess* POS too, but Evander Kane's wife is accusing him of abusing her, plus betting on/throwing his own games.

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Chicago will be better with Fleury playing, but he's going to have a harder job in Chicago than he did with Vegas.

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This will make up for all the young players the Hawks have de-flowered
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It's typical in Chicago to play behind a soft D.
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The Kraken sure seem to be pretty poorly run so far on the hockey side of things.

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Sounds like we could get him for the league minimum + a small payoff to a few underworld bookies soon:

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Oh this story is getting even better. (Spoiler for a little NSFW language)
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Is it a good or bad sign for the NHL that some player’s jilted lover’s instagram posts are the most exciting and newsworthy thing the league has going on these days?
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The tanking games thing seems incredibly far fetched and probably undermines her credibility.
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I love how old white guys get mad about Pete Rose.
"Yeah, but he gambled on games. Including his own."
"But he had GRIT!"
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