2021 NHL Playoff Thread

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Postby 5minmajor » Mon May 17, 2021 6:52 pm

Wsh’s Anderson bit on that fake like he was named Oettinger.
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Postby Knives Out » Mon May 17, 2021 7:55 pm

I wonder how bad that’s gonna be when he’s also 40 LOL.
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Postby Math » Tue May 18, 2021 1:05 pm

That's some serious *poo poo* about McDavid's transformation into a more complete player. Got a strong headache but it's totally worth it:

https://theathletic.com/2583101/2021/05 ... next-step/

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Postby B Kat » Tue May 18, 2021 4:28 pm

Better defense leads to more offense. No way!

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Postby Knives Out » Wed May 19, 2021 11:32 am

Robertson and Kaprizov maintaining the same playoff point pace ...
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Postby Troy McClure » Wed May 19, 2021 9:08 pm

I like the Wendy’s commercial with the secret sauce commercial. Nice little dig at the competition.
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Postby Troy McClure » Wed May 19, 2021 10:27 pm

Embarrassing way to lose in OT.

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Postby SaintAngerBH » Thu May 20, 2021 9:27 am

Did the Washington Capitals sign Marty Turco for the playoffs?
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Postby Knives Out » Thu May 20, 2021 10:40 am

ScubaSteve wrote:I would rather lose 2-0 than win 8-7.

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Postby Knives Out » Thu May 20, 2021 10:40 am

ScubaSteve wrote:I would rather lose 2-0 than win 8-7.

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Postby Troy McClure » Thu May 20, 2021 5:41 pm

I guess the Tampa, Florida game isn't on national TV tonight. That sucks. I'm wrong. It's on USA.

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Postby Knives Out » Thu May 20, 2021 5:56 pm

^Well then. And just like Marleau, some modern literal *fargin'* loser will claim an important record, and then be quickly forgotten.
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Postby Knives Out » Thu May 20, 2021 7:25 pm

Welp. Tavares is dead.

I still miss Perry.
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Postby Troy McClure » Thu May 20, 2021 7:30 pm

Knives Out wrote:Welp. Tavares is dead.

I still miss Perry.

The fight afterwards was stupid.

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Postby ScubaSteve » Thu May 20, 2021 7:43 pm

Ouch
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Postby ToddM » Thu May 20, 2021 7:58 pm

There's obviously no spot for Yandle on a blueline with this much talent.

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Postby wonko80 » Thu May 20, 2021 8:13 pm

There's no way Perry did that on purpose.

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Postby Knives Out » Thu May 20, 2021 9:25 pm

ToddM wrote:There's obviously no spot for Yandle on a blueline with this much talent.

Especially with Ekblad out ...
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Postby Knives Out » Thu May 20, 2021 9:26 pm

Vasilevskiy gave up more goals tonight than he did all season against us LOL.
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Postby slaps » Fri May 21, 2021 8:17 am

Troy McClure wrote:
Knives Out wrote:Welp. Tavares is dead.

I still miss Perry.

The fight afterwards was stupid.

Winamp - it really whips the llama's ass.

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Postby SaintAngerBH » Fri May 21, 2021 10:18 am

wonko80 wrote:There's no way Perry did that on purpose.

Not a chance and the fight afterwards was so moronic. Give me a *fargin'* break, Foligno.

These default fights after hits that weren't cheap shots are so *fargin'* dumb.
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Postby Knives Out » Fri May 21, 2021 12:07 pm

Maybe Perry whisperd "Nick, I need five minutes alone, bro" into his ear.
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Postby Knives Out » Fri May 21, 2021 10:23 pm

ScubaSteve wrote:I would rather lose 2-0 than win 8-7.

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Postby ScubaSteve » Fri May 21, 2021 10:26 pm

So he’ll be well rested for the Finals
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Postby Troy McClure » Fri May 21, 2021 10:34 pm

The Avs need to throw a couple of games against the terrible Blues to burn some of Kadri’s suspension.
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Postby Troy McClure » Sat May 22, 2021 10:17 am

The Oilers have one goal in two games and don't look the least bit dangerous. I think their ugly alternate jerseys are bringing down their confidence.
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Postby Troy McClure » Sat May 22, 2021 12:13 pm

The Toronto Sun is taking a lot of *poo poo* for this cover and headline.

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Postby ScubaSteve » Sat May 22, 2021 12:21 pm

Blolz. That’s awesome.
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Postby Knives Out » Sat May 22, 2021 3:35 pm

I hope Simmonds does something stupid in Game 2 so that we can get a Count Chocula headline next.
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