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Knives Out wrote:With Getzlaf re-signing in Anaheim, and the Habs not likely to re-sign Perry, maybe we can bring the Worm "home" again!
Perry would bring a refreshing burst of youth and speed to this club after today.
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According to Frank Seravalli, Stars want Oettinger to have an expanded role and that Khudobin will likely be traded.
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Knives Out wrote:
slaps wrote:Glendenning is *fargin'* awful.
I disagree. Although his Misfits era was clearly the best, there are still some real bangers on his Samhain/early solo albums.
I’ll give you “Mother,” “She Rides,” and “How the Gods Kill.”
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It's like getting go-bots when you asked for transformers.
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Knives Out wrote:
slaps wrote:Glendenning is *fargin'* awful.
I disagree. Although his Misfits era was clearly the best, there are still some real bangers on his Samhain/early solo albums.
Samhain has the best logo too. I love it.

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Glendenning replaces Dickinson and Coligano, along with being great at faceoffs.
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https://twitter.com/seanshapiro/status/1420495885222518789 https://twitter.com/seanshapiro/status/1420496904052527114
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Good.
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So he signed Holtby?
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Troy McClure wrote:Here you go. The defense got quite a bit more expensive this season.

https://twitter.com/emilymkaplan/status ... 68104?s=19
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Nill still living like it's 1999.
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Musers laugh

https://twitter.com/MDeFranks/status/14 ... 19626?s=19

Also, Nill is talking like Bishop is done, and he plans to start the season with Dobby, Holtby, and Oettingerby battling for the starter spot.

He's also trying to extend Klingberg.
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Jason wrote:According to Frank Seravalli, Stars want Oettinger to have an expanded role and that Khudobin will likely be traded.
They better be prepared to win every game in regulation, then.
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Knives Out wrote:
wonko80 wrote:
Troy McClure wrote:Losing Cogliano means Nill needed another 30+ veteran checking line guy who provides no offense. Problem solved.

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/ ... 43172?s=19
Dude maxed out at 12 goals one year. *Dang ol'* what was the point of this signing?
So that I can call him Glenn Danzig LOL.
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Jason wrote:Glendenning replaces Dickinson and Coligano, along with being great at faceoffs.
And absolutely nothing else.
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Wow, the Suter signing gets worse and worse.
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I heard that Ovechkin was going to sign with us for the league minimum but changed his mind once he found out that he was going to have to play with Suter!
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Can’t believe we got Suter. Man that really came out of left field.
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“Hey Klinger, would you like to resign with us for $4m/yr or would you like to get shipped off to Winnipeg?”
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https://twitter.com/MDeFranks/status/1420522101090529281
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“That’s why we have three other goalies under contract for when you probably can’t.”
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Jason wrote: https://twitter.com/seanshapiro/status/1420496904052527114
Khudobin is not that young.
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But see, they’re not talking about Jake the…..

Oh. I see now.
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Can't we just get Fleury for free?
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5minmajor wrote:
Jason wrote: https://twitter.com/seanshapiro/status/1420496904052527114
Khudobin is not that young.
Funny
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Bishop on one leg and half a spine is better than the other three combined.
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5minmajor wrote:
Jason wrote: https://twitter.com/seanshapiro/status/1420496904052527114
Khudobin is not that young.
This is why I like writers who aren't a part of the organization. Those affiliated with the Stars are nothing more than PR guys trying to polish turd after turd.
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ScubaSteve wrote:Bishop on one leg and half a spine is better than the other three combined.
I suspect Bishop has entered the Hazal zone of pretending to rehab for the sake of satisfying the insurance company when he’s out on LTIR.
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Where ... where’s the Face-Off winning percentage?
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Knives Out wrote:Where ... where’s the Face-Off percentage?
In the Stars' press release.

Honestly, tho, it'll be cool watching our 4-goalie rotation. Bowness has probably creamed his jeans dreaming of an all-goalie checking line.
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