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These things look wildly different depending on the lighting. In some the neon green glows. In others, it's more lime green.
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Every photo I see shows the green vastly differently. One of them it even looked yellow.

The back reminds me of the original 93-94 jerseys which admittedly does make me like it a bit more. Was this intentional?
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Pretty ballsy move to print up a bunch of Hintz jerseys.
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Alberts says they have no comment on a potential reverse retro jersey.

Would love one of those.
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Troy McClure wrote:These things look wildly different depending on the lighting. In some the neon green glows. In others, it's more lime green.
I wonder if the green is so bright that it screws with the camera color saturation, especially on cell phone cameras.
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In my souvenirs, it's the same effect than when I used to plug my old cathodic monochrome screen to my Commodore 64 to play Kick Off.
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Having been out of the loop for a while. Why isn't Perry being re-signed? I know he blew chunks in the regular season, but he was really awesome in the playoffs. I'd sign him and let him vacation for the regular season and then insert him once the playoffs start lol.
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Jamie Benn will be taking over Perry’s regular season role.
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SaintAngerBH wrote:Having been out of the loop for a while. Why isn't Perry being re-signed? I know he blew chunks in the regular season, but he was really awesome in the playoffs. I'd sign him and let him vacation for the regular season and then insert him once the playoffs start lol.
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Looks slightly better in this lighting.

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Those jerseys would kick ass if they used Black 3.0 for the jerseys (Click Me), although I don't know if that's even possible. It'd be cool as hell though.
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The green is wrong. Why is it neon again?
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I wonder if they took one of the test jerseys to the AAC to see what it would look like one the ice under arena lights and also on TV.
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I'm confused the more I look at it. Is the light color neon green and the color inside the number outlines dark green kind of like the 93-94 black jersey or is the inside of the number outline black and I'm just seeing things that aren't there?

Someone get Jamie Benn on the ice with this thing so we can see it for real....................
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To me, it looks very similar to these with just a darker green in the numbers which makes me like them more than I first thought:

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It's a bright neon green. Some lighting or cameras don't capture it correctly.

The Stars should ditch the boring white road jersey, make the Winter Classic the new road jerseys, and tell the league to *f-bomb* off about needing an all white.
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Is that Sekera, the new Captain, donning the new jersey?
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We are DX now.

My main issue is that they used the black visor to hide that it was a rando, but I feel like it really completes the look, and the NHL doesn't allow that?

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We basically designed a jersey based off of Bishop's mask LOL.

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Does it glow in the dark?
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Every time I come back and look at the picture in the first post on this page, the jersey looks totally different.

This time it looks like some drunk idiot peed all over the merchandise display.
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Now it looks like a 5 year old took a yellow highlighter and colored in the white part of the jerseys.
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Um. Those aren't the same jerseys as the one from the store above. You can tell by the numbers.

I'm confused. Do we have 4 jerseys now?
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It's photoshop fun
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I like 'em. They 'pop'.
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Troy McClure wrote:It's photoshop fun
Oh. I'm dumb haha.

I like the official ones more today. The numbers remind me so much of the original jerseys that I can overlook the neon. lol
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cdanew wrote:Quotes from the twins:
Actually think they look pretty good
I think they're flashy but look clean which is all you can ask a third jersey to be
The little details on those are actually really nice
Good test, I did the same with my 5-year old daughter:

— So, tell me honestly, how do you find this jersey !
— It's beautiful.
— Beautiful... just, "beautiful" ?
— Yeah, beautiful.
— What exactly do you find beautiful ?
— The flashy green. It's really nice.
— Uh ok...

Considering I'm a tasteless guy that has zero Kelvin of any artistic aspects inside of me (to prove it, I love the Phoenix Kachina jersey and I hate the Blackhawks ones) I have to admit, after having slept on that I find those maybe "less terrible". I could even push it to the limit of "interesting aspects". The green is unique and I hope it is more like on the last pic. Now the best way to figure it out is to buy this jersey (nice job, marketing).

However, I still rank them in the third-worst jersey of the franchise, just behind the Mooterus and the Black Reebok Edge.
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cdanew wrote:Quotes from the twins:
Actually think they look pretty good
I think they're flashy but look clean which is all you can ask a third jersey to be
The little details on those are actually really nice
Good test, I did the same with my 5-year old daughter:

— So, tell me honestly, how do you find this jersey !
— It's beautiful.
— Beautiful... just, "beautiful" ?
— Yeah, beautiful.
— What exactly do you find beautiful ?
— The flashy green. It's really nice.
— Uh ok...

Considering I'm a tasteless guy that has zero Kelvin of any artistic aspects inside of me (to prove it, I love the Phoenix Kachina jersey and I hate the Blackhawks ones) I have to admit, after having slept on that I find those maybe "less terrible". I could even push it to the limit of "interesting aspects". The green is unique and I hope it is more like on the last pic. Now the best way to figure it out is to buy this jersey (nice job, marketing).

However, I still rank them in the third-worst jersey of the franchise, just behind the Mooterus and the Black Reebok Edge.
The 07-13 jerseys were abominations. I hope whoever green-lighted those was fired.
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