Stars sign Ryan Shea

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Stars sign Ryan Shea

Postby Jason » Tue Aug 18, 2020 11:55 pm


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Re: Stars sign Ryan Shea

Postby Knives Out » Wed Aug 19, 2020 12:01 am

Whoa, THE Ryan Shea?
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Re: Stars sign Ryan Shea

Postby Troy McClure » Wed Aug 19, 2020 12:42 am

Knives Out wrote:Whoa, THE Ryan Shea?

That’s future Texas Star, Ryan Shea.
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Re: Stars sign Ryan Shea

Postby Math » Wed Aug 19, 2020 7:11 am

What's a northeastern D ? A guy that only plays in the northeast part of the rink ?

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Re: Stars sign Ryan Shea

Postby mookie1010 » Wed Aug 19, 2020 8:35 am

Dude doesn't even have a Wiki page. C'mon here.
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Re: Stars sign Ryan Shea

Postby slaps » Wed Aug 19, 2020 8:48 am

Be the change you want to see, Mookie.
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Re: Stars sign Ryan Shea

Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Wed Aug 19, 2020 8:58 am

He skates like butter.

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Re: Stars sign Ryan Shea

Postby wonko80 » Wed Aug 19, 2020 11:40 am

No one moisturizes the puck like him.

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Re: Stars sign Ryan Shea

Postby 5minmajor » Wed Aug 19, 2020 1:11 pm

He was a member of a 1997 team? How the *f-bomb* old is he?
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Re: Stars sign Ryan Shea

Postby Math » Wed Aug 19, 2020 1:17 pm

We can see an EN goal in his career highlights which is still an improvement over Comeau.

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Re: Stars sign Ryan Shea

Postby SaintAngerBH » Wed Aug 19, 2020 5:48 pm

5minmajor wrote:He was a member of a 1997 team? How the *f-bomb* old is he?

He's 23, apparently. Must be the most talented hockey player to ever live having played inside the womb.

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Re: Stars sign Ryan Shea

Postby SaintAngerBH » Wed Aug 19, 2020 5:53 pm

Math wrote:We can see an EN goal in his career highlights which is still an improvement over Comeau.

Yes. The next Ivan Vishnevskiy.

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Re: Stars sign Ryan Shea

Postby ToddM » Wed Aug 19, 2020 6:20 pm

More like Ryan Shee-yeauh!

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Re: Stars sign Ryan Shea

Postby Troy McClure » Wed Aug 19, 2020 6:34 pm

It is smart for him to look at the third pair and who is being scratched to see there is no better path to NHL ice time out there.
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