2017-2018 NHL Season Thread
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WTF is Drouin doing here? Are sweaty thighs a thing?
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If any of you ever dreamed about playing Olympic hockey, 2018 might be your chance:
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So they're protesting getting caught?
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wonko80 wrote:WTF is Drouin doing here? Are sweaty thighs a thing?
He has hyperhidrosis of le taint.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.
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Hey, so remember how the Habs had their worst start to a season in 70+ years?
Yeah, well they are only 1 point behind us now.
And have scored two more goals than us even though they are retardedly offensively challenged ...
Yeah, well they are only 1 point behind us now.
And have scored two more goals than us even though they are retardedly offensively challenged ...
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.
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A few of them finally started scoring.
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Habs claim Niemi off waivers LOL.
Kings trade Cammalleri to the Oilers for Juicy Jussi.
Lightning trade Leighton to the Coyotes for Domingue and McGinn.
Kings trade Cammalleri to the Oilers for Juicy Jussi.
Lightning trade Leighton to the Coyotes for Domingue and McGinn.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.
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If they keep passing Niemi around like that, he'll break the record for most teams played for in a season.
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Niemi saw his first action tonight with the Habs with just over 5 minutes left in the game.
They gave him the bronx cheer after his first save (a dump in on net from the neutral zone) and then he let one in shortly after ...
They gave him the bronx cheer after his first save (a dump in on net from the neutral zone) and then he let one in shortly after ...
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.
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So why did the Habs claim him?
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wonko80 wrote:So why did the Habs claim him?
Because he's got more Cups than Ovechkin and Lundqvist combined.
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Because they are lying about the seriousness of Price's injury (again) which means Lindgren will be the starter, Niemi will be the back-up, and Fucale will be the starter in Laval.
Why didn't they try to get a back-up who wasn't factually the worst goalie in the league?
Well because that's Bergevin.
Why didn't they try to get a back-up who wasn't factually the worst goalie in the league?
Well because that's Bergevin.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.
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Or because he knows this season is cooked, so there is no point trading future value for a goalie who won’t make any difference.
Speaking of lying about injury, this reminds me of the Colts fans suing the team claiming the Colts lied to fans about Luck’s injury to sell season tickets.
Speaking of lying about injury, this reminds me of the Colts fans suing the team claiming the Colts lied to fans about Luck’s injury to sell season tickets.
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Knives Out wrote:Niemi saw his first action tonight with the Habs with just over 5 minutes left in the game.
They gave him the bronx cheer after his first save (a dump in on net from the neutral zone) and then he let one in shortly after ...

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The other Flyers got caught watching the puck battle. Gotta stick to your man in these overtimes
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LOLOLOLOLOL the Habs have sent Lindgren down which means that Niemi is their official back-up now.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.
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Not technically about the Stars, but it hits surprisingly close to home:
Edit: *Dang all Get out* Sportsnet and their *fargin'* video links. Here's the link in text form: "http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/goes-brown-20-stages-realizing-nhl-team-terrible/"
Edit: *Dang all Get out* Sportsnet and their *fargin'* video links. Here's the link in text form: "http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/goes-brown-20-stages-realizing-nhl-team-terrible/"
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Montreal now has Adam Cracknell, Ales Hemsky, Anti Niemi and Jordie Benn from last year's Stars team. Fire Marc Bergevin?
*edited to correct Ales from Alex - silly me
*edited to correct Ales from Alex - silly me
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cdanew wrote:Montreal now has Adam Cracknell, Alex Hemsky, Anti Niemi and Jordie Benn from last year's Stars team. Fire Marc Bergevin?
They still need Lindy Ruff to complete the Fuckedfecta.
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The New York hockey teams love Scott Darling.
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Watch. They will.
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Am I really supposed to believe that that kid is 12 or 13? Looks 10 at most.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.
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You can't see his goatee.
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Bye, Scuba.
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I'll take it I guess, but Key Arena is a *fargin'* *poo poo* hole. Imagine Reunion Arena if it was still around and not originally designed for hockey.

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