1/2/2019 - Stars vs Devils 7:30 pm

[One_Timer]

That’s the third time he skated directly to the net and finally nailed it. *fargin'* wow.

[BigAl]

Three goals? I don’t even recognize this team anymore.

[wonko80]

Three goals? I don’t even recognize this team anymore.

Including a PP by Seguin. I wasn't aware he played on the PP anymore.

Seriously though, finally a nice shot from him.

[ScubaSteve]

So I think we can all agree that Lites singlehandedly saves the season, yes?

[mookie1010]

I'm unconvinced that was a major penalty. I'm kinda unconvinced it was a penalty at all.

[ScubaSteve]

Bishop putting up a Kari-like sv%

[Troy McClure]

I'm unconvinced that was a major penalty. I'm kinda unconvinced it was a penalty at all.

Maybe two minutes. It was a late hit, but not a major.

[BigAl]

Three goals? I don’t even recognize this team anymore.

Including a PP by Seguin. I wasn't aware he played on the PP anymore.

They’ve been putting him out there as a decoy. Turns out he can score, who could’ve guessed?

[wonko80]

Honka will probably sit most of the rest of the game. Turns it over at center ice then rushes back into his own end to stand around and watch a goal get scored.

[ScubaSteve]

Wah wah

[Troy McClure]

Radulov is padding his stats tonight. Good to see.

[BigAl]

Montgomery’s system seems to work best against teams which are abysmally incompetent at defense.

[ScubaSteve]

Val’s “assist” on that goal was a blind dump in to no one that happened to bounce to Rads.

[Troy McClure]

This is embarrassing.

[ScubaSteve]

Honka will probably sit most of the rest of the game. Turns it over at center ice then rushes back into his own end to stand around and watch a goal get scored.

He just got another ugly minus.

[wonko80]

Honka will probably sit most of the rest of the game. Turns it over at center ice then rushes back into his own end to stand around and watch a goal get scored.

He got out there for another shift. Missed a pass (not a great one granted) and the Devil's go down and score.

[ScubaSteve]

lol

[wonko80]

So, uh, pull Bishop maybe? Maybe not all his fault, but still, shake this *poo poo* up.

Also, as Scuba pointed out, his save percentage is *poo poo*.

[ScubaSteve]

This is the hallmark of a bad team. The second you plug one hole and your offense wakes up, your defense and goaltending spring a leak.

[Troy McClure]

They thought they could play with loose swagger. Just total bullshit efforts to move the puck up ice.

[BigAl]

Bring back Hanreuther!

[mookie1010]

Can't wait for Lites to comment on the rest of the team tomorrow.

[One_Timer]

0.714 save percentage for Bishop. That’s pitiful.

[One_Timer]

Bench Honka’s ass for good.

[Troy McClure]

Bench Honka’s ass for good.

Th bench is getting short.

Benn is out hurt
Honka is out for unknown reason
Gurianov is benched

[Troy McClure]

Now the Stars are saying Honka has an upper body injury.

[wonko80]

Hey guys, not sure if you're aware but some kid named Heiskanen is pretty good.

[wonko80]

Now the Stars are saying Honka has an upper body injury.

He choked on his mouthpiece due to the extreme suction.

[One_Timer]

Heiskanen taking it to the net for the 4th time. 2nd goal.

[ScubaSteve]

This has been Miro’s best game.