Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

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Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby Troy McClure » Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:31 am

Aaaaand Honka is scratched to start the season. Blolz

Gemel Smith is the other healthy scratch.

Also out with injury: Johns, Nichushkin, and Hanzal.
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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby Troy McClure » Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:34 am

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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby BigAl » Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:40 am

I’m shocked.
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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:57 am

SEASON OVER

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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby ScubaSteve » Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:24 pm

If Honka can’t beat out the Leafs’ 7th and 8th defensemen from last year for a spot with a youth-friendly coach, it might be time to accept that he’s a bust.
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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby B Kat » Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:29 pm

Way to wreck opening day.

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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby Knives Out » Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:54 pm

Nichushkin really isn't helping his case for me to not hate him anymore.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby SaintAngerBH » Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:03 pm

Fire Jim!
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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby cdanew » Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:12 pm

Knives Out wrote:Nichushkin really isn't helping his case for me to not hate him anymore.

At least he is injured

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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby Troy McClure » Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:17 pm

cdanew wrote:
Knives Out wrote:Nichushkin really isn't helping his case for me to not hate him anymore.

At least he is injured

It's never too early to begin the list of excuses for why Nichushkin isn't producing.
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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby Troy McClure » Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:21 pm

ScubaSteve wrote:If Honka can’t beat out the Leafs’ 7th and 8th defensemen from last year for a spot with a youth-friendly coach, it might be time to accept that he’s a bust.

But it's not Honka's fault. It's just that Ruff Hitch Montgomery doesn't like him.
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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby Knives Out » Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:22 pm

This has trap game written all over it and it's only our first.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby Troy McClure » Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:26 pm

Knives Out wrote:This has trap game written all over it and it's only our first.

Don't you have to be favored for it to be a trap game?
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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby Knives Out » Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:32 pm

Don't confuse Todd with talk of favourites.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby SaintAngerBH » Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:34 pm

Coyotes games are always so *fargin'* boring. The Coyotes are the most boring team in the league and have been since Roenick and Tkachuk left.
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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby Knives Out » Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:38 pm

^SEE! IT'S A TRAP ...
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby Stars2099 » Thu Oct 04, 2018 2:09 pm

Blake Comeau is our second line winger, huh?
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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby Troy McClure » Thu Oct 04, 2018 2:12 pm

Stars2099 wrote:Blake Comeau is our second line winger, huh?

I mean.... it's not like anyone else on a lower line is a better option. Maybe Shore.

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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby Knives Out » Thu Oct 04, 2018 2:23 pm

*f-bomb* it put Hintz on the second line.

And we might as well just get used to them now and start calling the Carrick Polak pairing the Crack line.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby mookie1010 » Thu Oct 04, 2018 2:23 pm

I'm unconvinced we have solved our secondary scoring problem.
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Postby Stars2099 » Thu Oct 04, 2018 2:24 pm

If Ritchie was worth his weight, he would be a scoring winger. But alas
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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby SaintAngerBH » Thu Oct 04, 2018 2:27 pm

lol. How many giveaways will Polak have when trying to exit the d-zone?

I say at least 5, 3 of which result in goals against.
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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby cdanew » Thu Oct 04, 2018 2:32 pm

I'd much rather see Hintz on the second line. Dickinson is supposed to be a center - put him there and have Ritchie or Comeau play on their off side.

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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby Stars2099 » Thu Oct 04, 2018 2:33 pm

Welp, I'll be watching this abysmal offense (offence for Knives) while baking a khachapuri, so it's a win tonight regardless

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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby Knives Out » Thu Oct 04, 2018 2:34 pm

Just a reminder that we passed on Barzal and Aho for Gurianov.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby SaintAngerBH » Thu Oct 04, 2018 3:52 pm

I passed Aho last night. It ended well for me.
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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby ToddM » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:29 pm

I just wish Carrick was a derogatory term for some obscure ethnic group so we could at least have that going.

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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby B Kat » Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:38 pm

Stars2099 wrote:Welp, I'll be watching this abysmal offense (offence for Knives) while baking a khachapuri, so it's a win tonight regardless

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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby Troy McClure » Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:18 pm

We do?
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Re: Game 1:. Arizona @ Dallas

Postby SaintAngerBH » Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:26 pm

Gross. The egg white looks raw in the middle.
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