2018 NHL Off-Season Thread
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I have to admit that it does suit Luongo quite well lol
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Doesn't he always look like that anyways?
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His old man always had a skeezy 'stache whenever I saw him around the neighbourhood.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.
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ToddM wrote:Doesn't he always look like that anyways?
No. In my mind he’s always wearing a *poo poo* ton of body armor.
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Fake news.
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Some Vancouver media dude said he talked to Vancouver's GM and was told this is total bullshit.
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If there’s anyone with the credibility to debunk this *poo poo* it’s some Vancouver media dude.
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I'm starting to think that this Erik Karlsson guy isn't even real. Has anyone actually met him?
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Karlsson could be the final piece Vancouver needs to fail at tanking and miss the playoffs by one point.
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Sounds like Zetterburg is done in Detroit. *f-bomb* the Wings and all that, but still, that makes me a bit sad. Man, that guy could play.
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I'm not sad. He scored like half of his career goals against us.
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I'm a bit sad that he won't be joining the Stars.
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The Frugal Gourmet wrote:I'm a bit sad that he won't be joining the Stars.
We can always acquire his cap hit.
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I'm thinking he is sick of the rebuild and his 6+ mil cap hit is a big hinderance. Deal!
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I'm not sure I'd call the Wings a rebuild team. They have a seriously old, and slow defense and brought on Vanek. I don't think they know what they are at all. Looks like they will just hover in mediocrity for a while.
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https://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/tyler-seguins-contract-talks-stars-remain-standstill/
Aren’t they offering a long term contract??
Aren’t they offering a long term contract??
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Shane Doan to be a pallbearer for John McCain.
K.
K.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.
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Also a Diamondback and a Cardinal. He was a sports fan.
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They're both rich white people, I'm sure they ran in some of the same circles.

Eskimo Spy wrote:I would of course make some jokes if any of you died
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He should've had Palin be one of the pallbearers so she could let him down one more time.

Eskimo Spy wrote:I would of course make some jokes if any of you died
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She wasn't invited.
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Now she can finally make that concession speech.
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ScubaSteve wrote:He should've had Palin be one of the pallbearers so she could let him down one more time.
Brilliant.
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Seguin's agent is taking notes.
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Good because Wheeler ended up with 91 points and Tyler 78, so hopefully this drives his price down (along with the Tavares and Kucherov contracts).
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.
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But Wheeler wasn't dragging Benn's ass up and down the ice every night.
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That’s an awesome contract for the Jets. He took a discount fo sho.
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