2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

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Postby SaintAngerBH » Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:07 pm

I have to admit that it does suit Luongo quite well lol
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Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Postby ToddM » Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:31 pm

Doesn't he always look like that anyways?

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Postby Knives Out » Wed Aug 22, 2018 2:27 am

His old man always had a skeezy 'stache whenever I saw him around the neighbourhood.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:32 am

ToddM wrote:Doesn't he always look like that anyways?


No. In my mind he’s always wearing a *poo poo* ton of body armor.

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Postby Knives Out » Wed Aug 22, 2018 11:39 am

:DeadHorse:
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Postby SaintAngerBH » Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:12 pm

Fake news.
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Postby Troy McClure » Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:21 pm

Some Vancouver media dude said he talked to Vancouver's GM and was told this is total bullshit.
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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:53 pm

If there’s anyone with the credibility to debunk this *poo poo* it’s some Vancouver media dude.

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Postby SaintAngerBH » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:41 pm

I'm starting to think that this Erik Karlsson guy isn't even real. Has anyone actually met him?
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Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:26 pm

Aaaaand


Buuuuut
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Postby ToddM » Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:35 pm

Karlsson could be the final piece Vancouver needs to fail at tanking and miss the playoffs by one point.

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Postby slaps » Mon Aug 27, 2018 12:25 pm

Sounds like Zetterburg is done in Detroit. *f-bomb* the Wings and all that, but still, that makes me a bit sad. Man, that guy could play.

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Postby ToddM » Mon Aug 27, 2018 1:04 pm

I'm not sad. He scored like half of his career goals against us.

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Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Mon Aug 27, 2018 2:50 pm

I'm a bit sad that he won't be joining the Stars.

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Postby Troy McClure » Mon Aug 27, 2018 2:57 pm

The Frugal Gourmet wrote:I'm a bit sad that he won't be joining the Stars.

We can always acquire his cap hit.
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Postby B Kat » Mon Aug 27, 2018 4:43 pm

I'm thinking he is sick of the rebuild and his 6+ mil cap hit is a big hinderance. Deal!

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Postby SaintAngerBH » Mon Aug 27, 2018 7:00 pm

I'm not sure I'd call the Wings a rebuild team. They have a seriously old, and slow defense and brought on Vanek. I don't think they know what they are at all. Looks like they will just hover in mediocrity for a while.
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Postby Knives Out » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:00 am

Shane Doan to be a pallbearer for John McCain.

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Postby B Kat » Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:39 am

Also a Diamondback and a Cardinal. He was a sports fan.

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Postby ScubaSteve » Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:34 am

They're both rich white people, I'm sure they ran in some of the same circles.
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Postby ScubaSteve » Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:35 am

He should've had Palin be one of the pallbearers so she could let him down one more time.
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Postby B Kat » Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:44 am

She wasn't invited.

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Postby SaintAngerBH » Thu Aug 30, 2018 12:24 pm

Now she can finally make that concession speech.
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Postby mookie1010 » Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:38 pm

ScubaSteve wrote:He should've had Palin be one of the pallbearers so she could let him down one more time.

Brilliant.
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Postby Troy McClure » Tue Sep 04, 2018 9:39 am

Seguin's agent is taking notes.

I got a ranch in downtown Dallas/I buy diamonds by the ton/Chase cuties in my Cadillac/Drill oil wells just for fun/But when it comes to boots, I need a deal/That will fit me right, toe to heel/So I get my boots at Western Warehouse.

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Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:13 pm

Good because Wheeler ended up with 91 points and Tyler 78, so hopefully this drives his price down (along with the Tavares and Kucherov contracts).
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Postby Troy McClure » Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:24 pm

But Wheeler wasn't dragging Benn's ass up and down the ice every night.
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Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Postby B Kat » Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:37 pm

That’s an awesome contract for the Jets. He took a discount fo sho.

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