2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

[SaintAngerBH]

I have to admit that it does suit Luongo quite well lol

[ToddM]

Doesn't he always look like that anyways?

[Knives Out]

His old man always had a skeezy 'stache whenever I saw him around the neighbourhood.

[The Frugal Gourmet]

Doesn't he always look like that anyways?

No. In my mind he’s always wearing a *poo poo* ton of body armor.

[Knives Out]

[SaintAngerBH]

Fake news.

[Troy McClure]

Some Vancouver media dude said he talked to Vancouver's GM and was told this is total bullshit.

[The Frugal Gourmet]

If there’s anyone with the credibility to debunk this *poo poo* it’s some Vancouver media dude.

[SaintAngerBH]

I'm starting to think that this Erik Karlsson guy isn't even real. Has anyone actually met him?

[Knives Out]

Aaaaand


Buuuuut

[ToddM]

Karlsson could be the final piece Vancouver needs to fail at tanking and miss the playoffs by one point.

[slaps]

Sounds like Zetterburg is done in Detroit. *f-bomb* the Wings and all that, but still, that makes me a bit sad. Man, that guy could play.

[ToddM]

I'm not sad. He scored like half of his career goals against us.

[The Frugal Gourmet]

I'm a bit sad that he won't be joining the Stars.

[Troy McClure]

I'm a bit sad that he won't be joining the Stars.

We can always acquire his cap hit.

[B Kat]

I'm thinking he is sick of the rebuild and his 6+ mil cap hit is a big hinderance. Deal!

[SaintAngerBH]

I'm not sure I'd call the Wings a rebuild team. They have a seriously old, and slow defense and brought on Vanek. I don't think they know what they are at all. Looks like they will just hover in mediocrity for a while.

[One_Timer]

https://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/tyler-seguins-contract-talks-stars-remain-standstill/

Aren’t they offering a long term contract??

[Knives Out]

Shane Doan to be a pallbearer for John McCain.

K.

[B Kat]

Also a Diamondback and a Cardinal. He was a sports fan.

[ScubaSteve]

They're both rich white people, I'm sure they ran in some of the same circles.

[ScubaSteve]

He should've had Palin be one of the pallbearers so she could let him down one more time.

[B Kat]

She wasn't invited.

[SaintAngerBH]

Now she can finally make that concession speech.

[mookie1010]

He should've had Palin be one of the pallbearers so she could let him down one more time.

Brilliant.

[#JTONTFJTGM]

[Troy McClure]

Seguin's agent is taking notes.

[Knives Out]

Good because Wheeler ended up with 91 points and Tyler 78, so hopefully this drives his price down (along with the Tavares and Kucherov contracts).

[Troy McClure]

But Wheeler wasn't dragging Benn's ass up and down the ice every night.

[B Kat]

That’s an awesome contract for the Jets. He took a discount fo sho.