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Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 11:17 pm
by The Frugal Gourmet
That makes them the gayest team in hockey.

But we already knew that,

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 12:12 am
by Knives Out
I hope San Francisco gets a team.

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:43 am
by slaps

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:13 am
by SaintAngerBH
Why would anyone stay with that franchise?

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:15 am
by ScubaSteve
Low pressure, no media hassling you, lower cost of living. You can make your money and live a pretty carefree life, as long as you don't give a *poo poo* about your team winning. Same reason anyone would sign here.

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:19 am
by wonko80
Maybe he's really into GILFs.

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 11:18 am
by Troy McClure
Short seasons. You play your 82, and then have five months off.

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 11:43 am
by The Frugal Gourmet
Eh. Everyone that is bad is eventually good again. And vice versa. You should always take the best deal.

Phoenix will make the playoffs in the next years despite all their issues. Everyone will be so damned surprised. This only has happened a million times before in hockey.

Unless you've played for 20 years and next season is your last, only an idiot wouldn't take the best situation. Actually, even in this case. You can just be traded at the deadline.

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:55 pm
by Jason
So Hoffman will be traded.

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:31 pm
by SaintAngerBH
Nobody will make fun of you in Dallas, Erik.

Except TSF. But, that's because we're bastards like that.

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:40 pm
by ScubaSteve
Good lord his wife is hot.

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:16 pm
by cdanew
ScubaSteve wrote:Good lord his wife is hot.


I am shocked, I tell you, shocked, that a professional athlete making millions of dollars has a hot wife. This is unheard of!

(But yeah, she is quite attractive)

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:59 pm
by ToddM
Meh. She's no Thora Birch.

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:23 am
by oglethorpe
ScubaSteve wrote:Good lord his wife is hot.


How long before she would have an order of protection against TSF if Karlsson was here? LOL

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:13 am
by Troy McClure
Eh, not my kind of hot.

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:03 pm
by SaintAngerBH
She looks like one of those new sex dolls. Like exactly like them.

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:19 pm
by The Frugal Gourmet
Exactly huh?

Excuse me I have to go order something on the internet.

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:11 pm
by wonko80
The Frugal Gourmet wrote:Exactly huh?

Excuse me I have to go order something on the internet.

FRUGAL HOUSEHOLD:
Mrs Frugs: "Honey, why is there a human sized package from UPS marked over 70lbs?"

Frugal: "Don't worry, it's marked "NOT A SEX DOLL" so its obviously just a big board game I bought."
----

BAZZER HOUSEHOLD"
Mrs Frugs: "Honey, why is there a human sized package from UPS marked over 70lbs?"

Bazzer: "Over 70lbs?!? Refuse it. I clearly stated waifish... I mean, I don't remember ordering any large items."

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:35 pm
by The Frugal Gourmet
Nice.

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:23 pm
by slaps
cdanew wrote:
ScubaSteve wrote:Good lord his wife is hot.


I am shocked, I tell you, shocked, that a professional athlete making millions of dollars has a hot wife. This is unheard of!

(But yeah, she is quite attractive)



Further evidence of this speculation (Hoffman’s girlfriend is pictured):

https://people.com/sports/wife-nhl-star ... rbullying/

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:24 pm
by The Frugal Gourmet
She’s actually way hotter in that series.

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:26 pm
by ScubaSteve
Karlsson’s wife is hotter than Hoffman’s girlfriend, so I’m on Team Karlsson here.

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:46 pm
by ToddM
So now that Hoffman is damaged goods, what will it take to get him? A fourth round pick in 2022?

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:36 pm
by The Frugal Gourmet
More than damaged goods. He OD'd in his apartment a few years back.

Fortunately he had already wrapped up shooting on The Hungers Games III, or it would've been an absolute disaster.

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:58 pm
by SaintAngerBH
*f-bomb* Hoffman. Give us Karlsson.

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:38 pm
by One_Timer
Maybe Ottawa will take back slow ass Spezza for a 5th round pick and half the salary, just for PR and stability.

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:52 pm
by Troy McClure
We have a trade. I guess the Habs wanted to get more Canadian at that position.


Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:09 pm
by One_Timer
Ha Ha. Domi, Gallagher, and Shaw on the same team. Too funny.

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:29 pm
by ScubaSteve
That trade doesn’t seem prudent.

Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:33 am
by Troy McClure
ScubaSteve wrote:That trade doesn’t seem prudent.

The end result is saving $1.85 million in cap space the next two seasons, but I don't know what they expect to do with the savings.