2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

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Postby SaintAngerBH » Tue May 08, 2018 10:29 am

They will still suck.
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Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Postby wonko80 » Tue May 08, 2018 10:48 am

Coach Schnoz will probably do fine there.

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Postby ScubaSteve » Tue May 08, 2018 2:45 pm

https://frntofficesport.com/why-the-nhl ... n-the-ice/

More ads on the ice starting next year.

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Postby SaintAngerBH » Tue May 08, 2018 3:59 pm

Pretty soon, there won't be any white left at all. Just ads upon ads crammed together.

Next will be the jerseys.
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Postby Troy McClure » Tue May 08, 2018 8:33 pm

The NBA started putting small sponsor logos on their jerseys. I barely notice them because they are tastefully done, but I'm sure they will look like euro jerseys ten years from now.
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Postby Knives Out » Wed May 09, 2018 12:56 am

So in addition to adding Brind'Amour as coach, Dundon has finally found his puppet GM in Don Waddell, the man responsible for the abysmal tenure of the Atlanta Thrashers. Rick Dudley (the man who took over from Waddell for the Thrashers' final season) is also a VP with the Hurricanes LOL.

So many steps back this off-season despite the young promising roster.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Postby ToddM » Wed May 09, 2018 1:28 pm

Knives Out wrote:So in addition to adding Brind'Amour as coach, Dundon has finally found his puppet GM in Don Waddell, the man responsible for the abysmal tenure of the Atlanta Thrashers. Rick Dudley (the man who took over from Waddell for the Thrashers' final season) is also a VP with the Hurricanes LOL.

So many steps back this off-season despite the young promising roster.


Maybe he could find some poor people to pay HIM to be the GM! And at just 29% interest!

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Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Thu May 17, 2018 9:23 pm

Pretty funny. I wonder who it could be?

NHL prospect career in jeopardy over video game addiction

Marek and Friedman were chatting about their own kids and the inevitable introduction of video games, when Marek shared this tidbit:

“On video games – and I’m not going to say the player’s name,” began Marek. “I really doubt he’s going to make it to the NHL and it’s because of a video game addiction. To the point where his junior general manager told me that they’ve had him go to counseling over it because he’ll play until all hours of the night and into the morning and then he’ll have no energy the next day. He’ll be a write-off. And it is that bad. He has this compulsion for playing video games until all hours.

“I swore that I wouldn’t say the player’s name. But it’s unfortunate. He’s a recent first-round draft pick for a very, very prominent NHL team – will probably never play in the NHL because of a video game addiction.”

“One thing I do know,” Friedman noted, “Is I know there are teams who will say, ‘After a certain point in the season, we don’t want those things on the road,’ and stuff like that. It’s sort of like MLB teams and golf clubs. Was there a point in the season where you told your players, ‘Okay, no more golf clubs on the road.’ And I do know of teams that have done that.

“But an addiction being the reason they haven’t made the NHL? Boy, that’ll be a heck of a story when somebody tries to do it.”

“And hopefully,” said Marek, ”And again, this is information that’s six months old. Actually, you might say a year old now. But it’s a terrible story because this guy is a good junior hockey player. This guy is a good player and was a high pick – and I’m probably saying too much right there – but there’s a good chance he’s not going to make it to the NHL and his general manager said, ‘Yeah, video game addiction is bad. It’s bad with this kid.’ “


EDIT: The sleuths over at HF have determined that it is most likely Olli Juolevi (drafted 5th by VAN in 2016).
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Postby SaintAngerBH » Thu May 17, 2018 11:14 pm

That must be why all our prospects blow chards.
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Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Postby ScubaSteve » Thu May 17, 2018 11:22 pm

Video games are more lucrative than hockey these days, anyway.
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Re: 2018 NHL Off-Season Thread

Postby ToddM » Fri May 18, 2018 1:31 am

That's bullshit. Greg Maddux (allegedly) used to rent a game the night before a start, and would not stop playing it until he beat it, even if it meant he was up all night til 30 mins before an afternoon game time. And he *fargin'* ruled.

Of course he only had to show up once every five games, but still...

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