2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby ToddM » Sun Jul 22, 2018 6:45 pm

Seguin already won on a team that treated him like dogshit. Now he plays for a team that doesnt spread stupid rumors about his character and film themselves doing so. It's a slam dunk.

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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:05 pm

ToddM wrote:Seguin already won on a team that treated him like dogshit. Now he plays for a team that doesnt spread stupid rumors about his character and film themselves doing so. It's a slam dunk.

Slam dunks have already signed their extensions.
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Postby SaintAngerBH » Mon Jul 23, 2018 1:09 am

Wouldn't of asked? Really?
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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby slaps » Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:49 am

He's not paid to know grammar.

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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Mon Jul 23, 2018 8:51 am

He was scoring 8 goals a game in select at like age 6, so I doubt he really bothered much with the formal schooling.

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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:10 am

That beautiful idiot can do whatever he wants.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:12 am

Or is it whomever?
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby CraigG » Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:31 am

Grammar Nazis are the last thing I expect to see here......

Maybe this is Grubes fault............new warm up music.......Stinkfist by Tool.........that's the call!
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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:10 am

CraigG wrote:Grammar Nazis are the last thing I expect to see here......

Maybe this is Grubes fault............new warm up music.......Stinkfist by Tool.........that's the call!

The Stars haven't won *poo poo* since Grubes started playing the Ric Flair WOOO sounds during games.
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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby SaintAngerBH » Mon Jul 23, 2018 1:01 pm

CraigG wrote:Grammar Nazis are the last thing I expect to see here......

Maybe this is Grubes fault............new warm up music.......Stinkfist by Tool.........that's the call!


Vocabulary, spelling, and grammar tend to correlate with a person's level of intelligence.
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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby slaps » Mon Jul 23, 2018 1:14 pm

SaintAngerBH wrote:
CraigG wrote:Grammar Nazis are the last thing I expect to see here......

Maybe this is Grubes fault............new warm up music.......Stinkfist by Tool.........that's the call!


Vocabulary, spelling, and grammar tend to correlate with a person's level of intelligence.


I don't care if Seguin needs someone to tie his shoes for him so long as he keeps on scoring 40 goals a year for us.

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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby CraigG » Mon Jul 23, 2018 1:16 pm

SaintAngerBH wrote:
CraigG wrote:Grammar Nazis are the last thing I expect to see here......

Maybe this is Grubes fault............new warm up music.......Stinkfist by Tool.........that's the call!


Vocabulary, spelling, and grammar tend to correlate with a person's level of intelligence.


This is true......... Heil Thesaurus.

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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

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slaps wrote:
SaintAngerBH wrote:
CraigG wrote:Grammar Nazis are the last thing I expect to see here......

Maybe this is Grubes fault............new warm up music.......Stinkfist by Tool.........that's the call!


Vocabulary, spelling, and grammar tend to correlate with a person's level of intelligence.


I don't care if Seguin needs someone to tie his shoes for him so long as he keeps on scoring 40 goals a year for us.


Agreed, actually. lol
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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Mon Jul 23, 2018 8:59 pm

I do. I only like super cerebral players like Jamie Benn.

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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:41 pm

I give a guy a free felony for every 20 goals he scored.
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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby ScubaSteve » Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:44 pm

Depends on the felony. I think Tyler would need to break 50 to shrug off getting #metoo’d.
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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:08 pm

Well how many did Kane score after the friggin’ rape?
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby One_Timer » Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:10 pm

The Frugal Gourmet wrote:I do. I only like super cerebral players like Jamie Benn.


He sniffs more than he speaks during post game interviews.

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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:13 pm

Knives Out wrote:Well how many did Kane score after the friggin’ rape?

Enough to earn another felony.
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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Wed Jul 25, 2018 10:58 am

One year deal for Janmark. Can't help but wonder if his knee has scared Nill away from a longer term deal.

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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Wed Jul 25, 2018 10:59 am

ToddM wrote:This is a great look for Seguin:

https://www.bardown.com/a-designer-gave ... -1.1146804


Rollie Seguin.

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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby ToddM » Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:33 am

Tyler Fingers.

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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

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ToddM wrote:This is a great look for Seguin:

https://www.bardown.com/a-designer-gave ... -1.1146804



This is uncanny:


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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Wed Jul 25, 2018 4:22 pm

That's what I like about the Winnipeg Jets. I get older... they still demolish the Stars like 8-0 in every single game.

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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:04 pm

Blolz.

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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby ScubaSteve » Wed Jul 25, 2018 9:58 pm

One year for Janmark is probably prudent. His knee could explode at any moment.
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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby slaps » Wed Jul 25, 2018 10:34 pm

https://theathletic.com/444189/2018/07/ ... heiskanen/

Reading between the lines on this Q&A, I don’t think Montgomery thinks much of how Hitchcock utilized people last year.


What about Julius Honka?

He has great tools. With a lot of things how we will incorporate our defensemen in all three zones, their ability to make good decisions and sound plays that lead to momentum and easy entries, it leans towards his skill set. And I’m excited to watch him get his confidence back, you can tell he is a person that lost his confidence. You could tell he was a person that was kind of throwing pucks away and once he gets the confidence back, what can he add? He’s another person that can really make us so much more dynamic and add to offense. He and Heiskanen coming and being able to gain confidence and add to our d-core is going to add to our scoring. Our secondary scoring will go up just because you’ll have cleaner entries.

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Re: 2018 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Thu Jul 26, 2018 3:46 am

:nice
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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