03/05 vs Ottawa

User avatar
B Kat
Posts: 14677
Joined: Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:36 pm

03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby B Kat » Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:34 am

Play today’s game with full attention.

:bzz:

SaintAngerBH
Posts: 10912
Joined: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:55 pm

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby SaintAngerBH » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:05 am

Can we just leave Spezza there after the game?
~Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.

Leonardo da Vinci

User avatar
#JTONTFJTGM
Posts: 2105
Joined: Fri Nov 14, 2014 1:31 am

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby #JTONTFJTGM » Mon Mar 05, 2018 11:43 am





User avatar
ScubaSteve
Posts: 37517
Joined: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:12 pm

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby ScubaSteve » Mon Mar 05, 2018 11:46 am

Why is Hitch trying to handcuff Seguin?
Image Cody Monette likes this.

Eskimo Spy wrote:I would of course make some jokes if any of you died

User avatar
#JTONTFJTGM
Posts: 2105
Joined: Fri Nov 14, 2014 1:31 am

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby #JTONTFJTGM » Mon Mar 05, 2018 12:30 pm


User avatar
#JTONTFJTGM
Posts: 2105
Joined: Fri Nov 14, 2014 1:31 am

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby #JTONTFJTGM » Mon Mar 05, 2018 12:54 pm



SaintAngerBH
Posts: 10912
Joined: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:55 pm

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby SaintAngerBH » Mon Mar 05, 2018 2:43 pm

Why are we playing Pateryn over Honka again? We know this isn't a contender. Why not put Honka in and get him some more seasoning? He is wasting away up in the press box.
~Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.

Leonardo da Vinci

User avatar
Troy McClure
Posts: 44703
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:37 pm
Location: not Cleveland
Contact:

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby Troy McClure » Mon Mar 05, 2018 2:52 pm

SaintAngerBH wrote:Why are we playing Pateryn over Honka again? We know this isn't a contender. Why not put Honka in and get him some more seasoning? He is wasting away up in the press box.

Pateryn is bigger.
I got a ranch in downtown Dallas/I buy diamonds by the ton/Chase cuties in my Cadillac/Drill oil wells just for fun/But when it comes to boots, I need a deal/That will fit me right, toe to heel/So I get my boots at Western Warehouse.

User avatar
ToddM
Posts: 15319
Joined: Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:23 pm
Contact:

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby ToddM » Mon Mar 05, 2018 2:55 pm

Pateryn is "tough to play against." One might even call him --pesky.

User avatar
BigAl
Posts: 3715
Joined: Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:21 pm

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby BigAl » Mon Mar 05, 2018 3:02 pm

It’s for his offense. Pateryn has more points per game than Honka.
Thora Birch.

User avatar
Troy McClure
Posts: 44703
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:37 pm
Location: not Cleveland
Contact:

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby Troy McClure » Mon Mar 05, 2018 3:07 pm

BigAl wrote:It’s for his offense. Pateryn has more points per game than Honka.

Uh oh. There you go quoting the old school stats. Those stats don't matter. Not since hockey nobility met and declared in Magna Corsi that games will now be decided by shots on goal instead of goals against.
I got a ranch in downtown Dallas/I buy diamonds by the ton/Chase cuties in my Cadillac/Drill oil wells just for fun/But when it comes to boots, I need a deal/That will fit me right, toe to heel/So I get my boots at Western Warehouse.

User avatar
BigAl
Posts: 3715
Joined: Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:21 pm

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby BigAl » Mon Mar 05, 2018 3:32 pm

There’s something else Pateryn has that Honka never will — deep soulful eyes.
Thora Birch.

SaintAngerBH
Posts: 10912
Joined: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:55 pm

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby SaintAngerBH » Mon Mar 05, 2018 3:54 pm

BigAl wrote:There’s something else Pateryn has that Honka never will — deep soulful eyes.


And a beard!
~Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.

Leonardo da Vinci

User avatar
ScubaSteve
Posts: 37517
Joined: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:12 pm

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby ScubaSteve » Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:55 pm

*f-bomb*
Image Cody Monette likes this.

Eskimo Spy wrote:I would of course make some jokes if any of you died

User avatar
Troy McClure
Posts: 44703
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:37 pm
Location: not Cleveland
Contact:

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby Troy McClure » Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:57 pm

ScubaSteve wrote:*f-bomb*

They’d better keep a close eye on Bishop. If he shows signs of struggling to move around, get him out of there.
I got a ranch in downtown Dallas/I buy diamonds by the ton/Chase cuties in my Cadillac/Drill oil wells just for fun/But when it comes to boots, I need a deal/That will fit me right, toe to heel/So I get my boots at Western Warehouse.

User avatar
Troy McClure
Posts: 44703
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:37 pm
Location: not Cleveland
Contact:

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby Troy McClure » Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:32 pm

Pretty tepid open period on the offensive end.
I got a ranch in downtown Dallas/I buy diamonds by the ton/Chase cuties in my Cadillac/Drill oil wells just for fun/But when it comes to boots, I need a deal/That will fit me right, toe to heel/So I get my boots at Western Warehouse.

User avatar
mookie1010
Site Admin
Posts: 31849
Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:40 pm
Location: East Side

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby mookie1010 » Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:45 pm

Troy McClure wrote:
ScubaSteve wrote:*f-bomb*

They’d better keep a close eye on Bishop. If he shows signs of struggling to move around, get him out of there.

Did they swap during intermission?
you don't realize that your pants are too long until you walk to get a taco in the rain.

User avatar
Troy McClure
Posts: 44703
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:37 pm
Location: not Cleveland
Contact:

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby Troy McClure » Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:48 pm

Yep
I got a ranch in downtown Dallas/I buy diamonds by the ton/Chase cuties in my Cadillac/Drill oil wells just for fun/But when it comes to boots, I need a deal/That will fit me right, toe to heel/So I get my boots at Western Warehouse.

User avatar
Troy McClure
Posts: 44703
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:37 pm
Location: not Cleveland
Contact:

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby Troy McClure » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:06 pm

Ok. New strategy. Don’t accept powe plays. Take a dumb penalty to go 4 on 4. The Sens are *fargin'* terrible at 4 on 4.
I got a ranch in downtown Dallas/I buy diamonds by the ton/Chase cuties in my Cadillac/Drill oil wells just for fun/But when it comes to boots, I need a deal/That will fit me right, toe to heel/So I get my boots at Western Warehouse.

User avatar
Troy McClure
Posts: 44703
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:37 pm
Location: not Cleveland
Contact:

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby Troy McClure » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:13 pm

The Stars piled up a bunch of scoring chances and got nothing.

As ugly as the schedule is from here, they need these two points.
I got a ranch in downtown Dallas/I buy diamonds by the ton/Chase cuties in my Cadillac/Drill oil wells just for fun/But when it comes to boots, I need a deal/That will fit me right, toe to heel/So I get my boots at Western Warehouse.

User avatar
Getsmacked123
Posts: 446
Joined: Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:47 pm

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby Getsmacked123 » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:19 pm

I don't care what it looks like just get the two points and get out of town

User avatar
ScubaSteve
Posts: 37517
Joined: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:12 pm

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby ScubaSteve » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:21 pm

This is teed up for a nice moral victory.
Image Cody Monette likes this.

Eskimo Spy wrote:I would of course make some jokes if any of you died

User avatar
Troy McClure
Posts: 44703
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:37 pm
Location: not Cleveland
Contact:

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby Troy McClure » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:41 pm

Thanks, Kari.
I got a ranch in downtown Dallas/I buy diamonds by the ton/Chase cuties in my Cadillac/Drill oil wells just for fun/But when it comes to boots, I need a deal/That will fit me right, toe to heel/So I get my boots at Western Warehouse.

User avatar
Getsmacked123
Posts: 446
Joined: Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:47 pm

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby Getsmacked123 » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:44 pm

*f-bomb* this team they don't give a *f-bomb*

User avatar
slaps
Posts: 31934
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:21 am
Location: Shady Drifter
Contact:

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby slaps » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:50 pm

For the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, why is this team so bad at the power play? This is beyond sad.

User avatar
Troy McClure
Posts: 44703
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:37 pm
Location: not Cleveland
Contact:

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby Troy McClure » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:57 pm

Klingberg is the most dangerous Star on the ice tonight. It sucks when he has to sit.
I got a ranch in downtown Dallas/I buy diamonds by the ton/Chase cuties in my Cadillac/Drill oil wells just for fun/But when it comes to boots, I need a deal/That will fit me right, toe to heel/So I get my boots at Western Warehouse.

User avatar
Troy McClure
Posts: 44703
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:37 pm
Location: not Cleveland
Contact:

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby Troy McClure » Mon Mar 05, 2018 11:01 pm

Johns is having a terrible period with the puck.
I got a ranch in downtown Dallas/I buy diamonds by the ton/Chase cuties in my Cadillac/Drill oil wells just for fun/But when it comes to boots, I need a deal/That will fit me right, toe to heel/So I get my boots at Western Warehouse.

User avatar
slaps
Posts: 31934
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:21 am
Location: Shady Drifter
Contact:

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby slaps » Mon Mar 05, 2018 11:01 pm

Also, why is Razor convinced we played the Blues on Sunday?

User avatar
ScubaSteve
Posts: 37517
Joined: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:12 pm

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby ScubaSteve » Mon Mar 05, 2018 11:08 pm

Attaboy Tyler
Image Cody Monette likes this.

Eskimo Spy wrote:I would of course make some jokes if any of you died

User avatar
Troy McClure
Posts: 44703
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:37 pm
Location: not Cleveland
Contact:

Re: 03/05 vs Ottawa

Postby Troy McClure » Mon Mar 05, 2018 11:09 pm

Great work to recover the puck. Great shot by Seguin.

Don’t let the Sens get a shot on net.
I got a ranch in downtown Dallas/I buy diamonds by the ton/Chase cuties in my Cadillac/Drill oil wells just for fun/But when it comes to boots, I need a deal/That will fit me right, toe to heel/So I get my boots at Western Warehouse.

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Getsmacked123, ScubaSteve and 9 guests