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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2017 11:33 pm
by Knives Out
I like it.

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:45 am
by wonko80
WTF is Drouin doing here? Are sweaty thighs a thing?


Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:44 am
by ToddM
If any of you ever dreamed about playing Olympic hockey, 2018 might be your chance:


Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:17 am
by Troy McClure
So they're protesting getting caught?

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:28 am
by ToddM
Yep.

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:30 pm
by Knives Out
wonko80 wrote:WTF is Drouin doing here? Are sweaty thighs a thing?

He has hyperhidrosis of le taint.

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 12:21 am
by Knives Out
Hey, so remember how the Habs had their worst start to a season in 70+ years?
Yeah, well they are only 1 point behind us now.
And have scored two more goals than us even though they are retardedly offensively challenged ...

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:08 am
by Troy McClure
A few of them finally started scoring.

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:29 pm
by Knives Out
Habs claim Niemi off waivers LOL.

Kings trade Cammalleri to the Oilers for Juicy Jussi.

Lightning trade Leighton to the Coyotes for Domingue and McGinn.

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:46 pm
by SaintAngerBH
If they keep passing Niemi around like that, he'll break the record for most teams played for in a season.

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 3:05 am
by Knives Out
Niemi saw his first action tonight with the Habs with just over 5 minutes left in the game.
They gave him the bronx cheer after his first save (a dump in on net from the neutral zone) and then he let one in shortly after ...

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:39 am
by wonko80
So why did the Habs claim him?

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:26 pm
by ToddM
wonko80 wrote:So why did the Habs claim him?

Because he's got more Cups than Ovechkin and Lundqvist combined.

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:40 pm
by Knives Out
Because they are lying about the seriousness of Price's injury (again) which means Lindgren will be the starter, Niemi will be the back-up, and Fucale will be the starter in Laval.

Why didn't they try to get a back-up who wasn't factually the worst goalie in the league?
Well because that's Bergevin.

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 3:14 pm
by Troy McClure
Or because he knows this season is cooked, so there is no point trading future value for a goalie who won’t make any difference.

Speaking of lying about injury, this reminds me of the Colts fans suing the team claiming the Colts lied to fans about Luck’s injury to sell season tickets.

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:24 pm
by SaintAngerBH
Knives Out wrote:Niemi saw his first action tonight with the Habs with just over 5 minutes left in the game.
They gave him the bronx cheer after his first save (a dump in on net from the neutral zone) and then he let one in shortly after ...



:Giggle:

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:31 am
by ToddM

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:16 pm
by #JTONTFJTGM

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:27 pm
by Troy McClure
The other Flyers got caught watching the puck battle. Gotta stick to your man in these overtimes

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2017 12:34 am
by Knives Out
LOLOLOLOLOL the Habs have sent Lindgren down which means that Niemi is their official back-up now.

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:57 am
by ToddM
Not technically about the Stars, but it hits surprisingly close to home:



Edit: *Dang all Get out* Sportsnet and their *fargin'* video links. Here's the link in text form: "http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/goes-brown-20-stages-realizing-nhl-team-terrible/"

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:23 am
by cdanew
Montreal now has Adam Cracknell, Ales Hemsky, Anti Niemi and Jordie Benn from last year's Stars team. Fire Marc Bergevin?

*edited to correct Ales from Alex - silly me

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:27 am
by ToddM
cdanew wrote:Montreal now has Adam Cracknell, Alex Hemsky, Anti Niemi and Jordie Benn from last year's Stars team. Fire Marc Bergevin?


They still need Lindy Ruff to complete the Fuckedfecta.

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:45 pm
by #JTONTFJTGM
The New York hockey teams love Scott Darling.




Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 5:19 pm
by Troy McClure

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 5:28 pm
by SaintAngerBH
Watch. They will.

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:23 am
by Knives Out
Am I really supposed to believe that that kid is 12 or 13? Looks 10 at most.

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:58 pm
by 5minmajor
You can't see his goatee.

Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:07 pm
by Troy McClure
Bye, Scuba.


Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:19 pm
by ScubaSteve
I'll take it I guess, but Key Arena is a *fargin'* *poo poo* hole. Imagine Reunion Arena if it was still around and not originally designed for hockey.