2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

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Postby Knives Out » Sun Nov 05, 2017 11:33 pm

I like it.

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Postby wonko80 » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:45 am

WTF is Drouin doing here? Are sweaty thighs a thing?


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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Postby ToddM » Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:44 am

If any of you ever dreamed about playing Olympic hockey, 2018 might be your chance:


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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:17 am

So they're protesting getting caught?
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Postby ToddM » Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:28 am

Yep.

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Postby Knives Out » Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:30 pm

wonko80 wrote:WTF is Drouin doing here? Are sweaty thighs a thing?

He has hyperhidrosis of le taint.

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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Wed Nov 08, 2017 12:21 am

Hey, so remember how the Habs had their worst start to a season in 70+ years?
Yeah, well they are only 1 point behind us now.
And have scored two more goals than us even though they are retardedly offensively challenged ...

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Postby Troy McClure » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:08 am

A few of them finally started scoring.
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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:29 pm

Habs claim Niemi off waivers LOL.

Kings trade Cammalleri to the Oilers for Juicy Jussi.

Lightning trade Leighton to the Coyotes for Domingue and McGinn.

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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Postby SaintAngerBH » Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:46 pm

If they keep passing Niemi around like that, he'll break the record for most teams played for in a season.
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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Sun Nov 19, 2017 3:05 am

Niemi saw his first action tonight with the Habs with just over 5 minutes left in the game.
They gave him the bronx cheer after his first save (a dump in on net from the neutral zone) and then he let one in shortly after ...

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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Postby wonko80 » Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:39 am

So why did the Habs claim him?

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Postby ToddM » Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:26 pm

wonko80 wrote:So why did the Habs claim him?

Because he's got more Cups than Ovechkin and Lundqvist combined.

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Postby Knives Out » Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:40 pm

Because they are lying about the seriousness of Price's injury (again) which means Lindgren will be the starter, Niemi will be the back-up, and Fucale will be the starter in Laval.

Why didn't they try to get a back-up who wasn't factually the worst goalie in the league?
Well because that's Bergevin.

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Postby Troy McClure » Sun Nov 19, 2017 3:14 pm

Or because he knows this season is cooked, so there is no point trading future value for a goalie who won’t make any difference.

Speaking of lying about injury, this reminds me of the Colts fans suing the team claiming the Colts lied to fans about Luck’s injury to sell season tickets.
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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Postby SaintAngerBH » Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:24 pm

Knives Out wrote:Niemi saw his first action tonight with the Habs with just over 5 minutes left in the game.
They gave him the bronx cheer after his first save (a dump in on net from the neutral zone) and then he let one in shortly after ...



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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:27 pm

The other Flyers got caught watching the puck battle. Gotta stick to your man in these overtimes
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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Sat Nov 25, 2017 12:34 am

LOLOLOLOLOL the Habs have sent Lindgren down which means that Niemi is their official back-up now.

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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Postby ToddM » Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:57 am

Not technically about the Stars, but it hits surprisingly close to home:



Edit: *Dang all Get out* Sportsnet and their *fargin'* video links. Here's the link in text form: "http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/goes-brown-20-stages-realizing-nhl-team-terrible/"

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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Postby cdanew » Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:23 am

Montreal now has Adam Cracknell, Ales Hemsky, Anti Niemi and Jordie Benn from last year's Stars team. Fire Marc Bergevin?

*edited to correct Ales from Alex - silly me
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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Postby ToddM » Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:27 am

cdanew wrote:Montreal now has Adam Cracknell, Alex Hemsky, Anti Niemi and Jordie Benn from last year's Stars team. Fire Marc Bergevin?


They still need Lindy Ruff to complete the Fuckedfecta.

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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Postby #JTONTFJTGM » Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:45 pm

The New York hockey teams love Scott Darling.




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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Sun Dec 03, 2017 5:19 pm

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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Postby SaintAngerBH » Sun Dec 03, 2017 5:28 pm

Watch. They will.
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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:23 am

Am I really supposed to believe that that kid is 12 or 13? Looks 10 at most.

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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Postby 5minmajor » Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:58 pm

You can't see his goatee.
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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:07 pm

Bye, Scuba.

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Re: 2017-2018 NHL Season Thread

Postby ScubaSteve » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:19 pm

I'll take it I guess, but Key Arena is a *fargin'* *poo poo* hole. Imagine Reunion Arena if it was still around and not originally designed for hockey.
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