Heiskanen Hype Thread

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Re: Heiskanen Hype Thread

Postby Knives Out » Sat Apr 27, 2019 3:40 pm

Troy McClure wrote:Heiskanen is not a Calder finalist.

No real surprise. Just like he will never, ever win a Norris as long as he's a Star.

The proper finalists absolutely should have been Pettersson, Dahlin, and Heiskanen.

Just to put things into perspective: Binnington is already older than Vasilevskiy and Gibson ...
And only played 32 games after spending the first half of the season in the AHL.

More reason to hate and light up that rat *f-bomb*.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Re: Heiskanen Hype Thread

Postby slaps » Sat Apr 27, 2019 3:57 pm

What a load of *poo poo*.

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Re: Heiskanen Hype Thread

Postby Knives Out » Sat Apr 27, 2019 4:06 pm

That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Re: Heiskanen Hype Thread

Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Sat Apr 27, 2019 5:48 pm

Troy McClure wrote:Heiskanen is not a Calder finalist.

No real surprise. Just like he will never, ever win a Norris as long as he's a Star.

Redonk.

If the stats weren’t enough, let me just say this. Before him, we had shitty defense. After him, we have the second best defense in the league.

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Re: Heiskanen Hype Thread

Postby ToddM » Sat Apr 27, 2019 5:57 pm

Nah, he sucks.

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Re: Heiskanen Hype Thread

Postby cdanew » Thu Jun 20, 2019 11:59 am

Pettersson deserved to win. The fact Heiskanen was not even on 38 ballots is ridiculous.

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Re: Heiskanen Hype Thread

Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:41 pm

Also did they just put down Marcus because they got confused?

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Postby ScubaSteve » Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:47 pm

Maybe Miro just looked good because he was surrounded by a bunch of guys like Conner Carrick all year.
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Re: Heiskanen Hype Thread

Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Thu Jun 20, 2019 1:21 pm

I doubt he would do much without Jamie benn’s Leadership.

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Re: Heiskanen Hype Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Thu Jun 20, 2019 1:39 pm

I'd look like a Calder candidate if I also had Polak and Bishop making me look good.
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Re: Heiskanen Hype Thread

Postby wonko80 » Thu Jun 20, 2019 3:03 pm

The Frugal Gourmet wrote:Also did they just put down Marcus because they got confused?

That seems pretty likely

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Re: Heiskanen Hype Thread

Postby Knives Out » Fri Jun 21, 2019 1:36 am

That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Re: Heiskanen Hype Thread

Postby ToddM » Fri Jun 21, 2019 10:09 am

Bunchof Canadians. Figures.

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Re: Heiskanen Hype Thread

Postby Knives Out » Fri Jun 21, 2019 9:26 pm

The Pens penis who picked MARCUS Pettersson instead is the absolute worst of them:

That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Re: Heiskanen Hype Thread

Postby slaps » Fri Jun 21, 2019 10:11 pm

Many people believe Heiskanen will be a Norris winner. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Pens penis.

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Re: Heiskanen Hype Thread

Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Fri Jun 21, 2019 10:15 pm

Nah. Dude is now a part of our “aging roster”.

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Re: Heiskanen Hype Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Fri Jun 21, 2019 10:17 pm

slaps wrote:Many people believe Heiskanen will be a Norris winner. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Pens penis.

He’s going to spend a solid decade coming in third in the Norris race. Until he signs with Boston and then wins them back to back.
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Re: Heiskanen Hype Thread

Postby SaintAngerBH » Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:32 pm

slaps wrote:Many people believe Heiskanen will be a Norris winner. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Pens penis.


I think Heiskanen is the perfect blend of Bobby Orr and Sergei Zubov.

Experience and age will throw some Lidstrom into that mix.

He could legitimately be the greatest blue-liner of his generation if things align correctly. This is much greater than being a "top 4."
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Re: Heiskanen Hype Thread

Postby 5minmajor » Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:44 pm

or not.
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Re: Heiskanen Hype Thread

Postby SaintAngerBH » Sat Jun 22, 2019 7:02 am

5minmajor wrote:or not.

Huh. I never thought of that...
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