2017 NHL Off-Season Thread

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Postby B Kat » Sun Jul 02, 2017 10:16 am

Sheesh, if you're gonna lose, you may as well lose in Van instead of FLA.

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Postby Eskimo Spy » Sun Jul 02, 2017 1:18 pm

Breaking News: Michael Jackson dead at 50

Also, Demers vetoed a trade to Vancouver.
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Postby Knives Out » Sun Jul 02, 2017 1:47 pm

8-years at 10.5 million per for Price ...

That is retarded.

I love it.
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Postby Troy McClure » Sun Jul 02, 2017 1:59 pm

That's what Nill paid for Kari and Niemi for two seasons.
I got a ranch in downtown Dallas/I buy diamonds by the ton/Chase cuties in my Cadillac/Drill oil wells just for fun/But when it comes to boots, I need a deal/That will fit me right, toe to heel/So I get my boots at Western Warehouse.

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Postby ScubaSteve » Sun Jul 02, 2017 2:15 pm

Montreal paid the gold Price.
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Postby Knives Out » Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:49 pm

That's a lot of salary to Carey around.
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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Mon Jul 03, 2017 9:03 pm

Radulov was apparently Montreal's #2 scorer.

But they did get Hemsky. So...

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Postby slaps » Tue Jul 04, 2017 3:53 pm

Awesome:


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Postby SaintAngerBH » Tue Jul 04, 2017 6:30 pm

The new Bryan Marchment everybody.
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Postby Knives Out » Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:58 pm

Terrible:

#SwiftCurrentBroncos HC Graham James on his love of coaching: "Some guys want to score goals or make a sick play, I just want to blow some kid."
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Postby ScubaSteve » Wed Jul 05, 2017 1:47 am

I don't think that means what he thinks it means.
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Postby Knives Out » Wed Jul 05, 2017 2:53 pm

For only 2 million less for the same amount of years you can get a guy who doesn't score any goals!
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Postby Knives Out » Wed Jul 05, 2017 3:04 pm

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Postby B Kat » Wed Jul 05, 2017 3:34 pm

#JTONTFJTGM wrote:

Well worth every penny it. Is quite a good deal, really.

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Postby SaintAngerBH » Wed Jul 05, 2017 4:22 pm

Yeah. I have a feeling he will be the best player we've seen in decades.
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Postby slaps » Wed Jul 05, 2017 5:16 pm

He's the reason Edmonton gets to charge $80 a person for people to watch playoff away games at Rexall. Seriously, $80 to watch playoff games on a TV at Rexall.

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Postby Knives Out » Thu Jul 06, 2017 6:35 pm

TSN wrote:Caps sign Grubauer to one-year, $1.5M deal

CAN WE PLEASE TRADE FOR THIS GUY? JESUS!
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Postby ScubaSteve » Thu Jul 06, 2017 6:58 pm

Grubauer em by the *kitty kitty*.
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Re: 2017 NHL Off-Season Thread

Postby Jason » Fri Jul 07, 2017 1:51 pm

When they talked about moving the puck up the ice to players like Johnny Gaudreau, he was very honest with his thoughts:
Mike Smith on the Flames “I look forward to passing it to some of the guys that can actually score! Did I say that out loud?”

The Arizona Coyotes finished last season 27th in the NHL in goals scored with 191 in 2016-17. The only Coyotes players to reach 20 goals was Radim Vrbata, who finished with that exact amount.

Smith will return to Arizona for the first time on February 22nd, 2018.

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Postby slaps » Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:31 pm




Dearest Abigail,

I write this with great sadness, but I felt you must be the first to know. I've come to learn that I will not be returning to you in Washington. I've received orders to report to New Jersey posthaste. It has been the honor of my life to reside in the nation's capital, but my services are required elsewhere now. When I do return -- in enemy garb, I know -- I will harbor no resentment and dearly do anticipate our reunion.

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Postby ScubaSteve » Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:47 pm

That's a good bit.
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Postby Eskimo Spy » Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:37 am

I wonder when Trump will cozy up to this Russian strongman...
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Postby Knives Out » Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:23 am

Tocchet leaves the Pens to coach the Coyotes so they replace him with Recchi.
I'm sure once Kevin Stevens gets out of jail he'll have another job there too.
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Postby oglethorpe » Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:21 pm

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Sounds like Ovie is gettin laid....

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Postby Knives Out » Sat Jul 15, 2017 4:20 am

So Kevin Klein announced his retirement ...
And then a few days later signed a 1-year deal to play for the Lions in Zurich.

"It's like when a wrestler "retires" and then shows up in another company immediately after. He swerved us all."
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Postby ToddM » Sat Jul 15, 2017 9:21 pm

He was great in A Fish Called Wanda.

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