2017 NHL Playoffs

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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby slaps » Thu Jun 08, 2017 2:06 pm

How do we know it's actually Roy? Maybe he died and someone else periodically logs in just to trip us up.

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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby Troy McClure » Thu Jun 08, 2017 2:09 pm

Barely alive isn't dead.
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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Thu Jun 08, 2017 2:37 pm

He's really more alive than all of us. Let's be honest.

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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby B Kat » Thu Jun 08, 2017 4:25 pm

Apparently Geno got Roy's fax. He says he's ready to step up in game 5.

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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby slaps » Thu Jun 08, 2017 4:33 pm

More like Evgeni Mailitin, amirite?

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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby Knives Out » Thu Jun 08, 2017 7:55 pm

Ah so apparently the SCF schedule is planned during the conference finals and factors in potential team traveling, so worst case scenario would have been Ottawa and Anaheim which is 2800 miles apart instead of the 800 miles apart that we have for Pittsburgh and Nashville, hence the two day break in between each game.
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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby B Kat » Thu Jun 08, 2017 7:57 pm

That's interesting. Looks like Pitt is definitely benefitting from the days off. Who is this team?

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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby The Lake » Thu Jun 08, 2017 8:16 pm

uh oh
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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby Troy McClure » Thu Jun 08, 2017 8:35 pm

They also schedule it to avoid NBA games.

But these blowout games suck.
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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby ScubaSteve » Thu Jun 08, 2017 11:10 pm

Bad day for Tennessee rednecks between this and the Comey testimony.
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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby The Lake » Fri Jun 09, 2017 7:46 am

Well, I didn't get a boat because Maiklin did not score 3 goals. But since all of the penguins played real good, I got a hand-puppet, a 12 pack of beer, and a free stool sample.

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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby Knives Out » Fri Jun 09, 2017 6:51 pm

Knives Out wrote:Ah so apparently the SCF schedule is planned during the conference finals and factors in potential team traveling, so worst case scenario would have been Ottawa and Anaheim which is 2800 miles apart instead of the 800 miles apart that we have for Pittsburgh and Nashville, hence the two day break in between each game.

You know what? This explanation is horsehit!
I looked up the 2007 Finals schedule between the Ducks and the Sens and of the 5 games played they only once had a two day break, and that's when the series shifted to Ottawa for game 3. There wasn't even a two day break when the teams had to fly back to Anaheim for game 5.
So *f-bomb* all that and *f-bomb* NBC and *f-bomb* this schedule.
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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby Troy McClure » Fri Jun 09, 2017 7:52 pm

The NBA plays tonight, so like travel day or something.
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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby slaps » Sun Jun 11, 2017 8:41 pm

I'm trying to remember the last time I saw the Stars play with even half the level of intensity and skill either of the Penguins or Predators are displaying.

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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby wonko80 » Sun Jun 11, 2017 9:15 pm

It would have been pre Lindy Ruff Hockey™️

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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby ScubaSteve » Sun Jun 11, 2017 9:35 pm

Haha Daley. Time is a flat circle.
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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby ScubaSteve » Sun Jun 11, 2017 9:36 pm

slaps wrote:I'm trying to remember the last time I saw the Stars play with even half the level of intensity and skill either of the Penguins or Predators are displaying.


It's amazing how different this sport is with strong defending and competent goaltending.
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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Sun Jun 11, 2017 9:39 pm

slaps wrote:I'm trying to remember the last time I saw the Stars play

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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby Troy McClure » Sun Jun 11, 2017 9:57 pm

What a crazy Cup winning goal.
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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby Troy McClure » Sun Jun 11, 2017 9:59 pm

I like the shot of Murray fist pumping. In the background it looks like Daley tripped and fell.
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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby ScubaSteve » Sun Jun 11, 2017 10:26 pm

Thank god this shitty season is finally put out of its misery.
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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby Knives Out » Sun Jun 11, 2017 11:24 pm

Listen, I can get over the Penguins winning the Cup again, I just wish it hadn't taken two weeks to play 6 games.
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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby B Kat » Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:17 am

Yeah, that's a wrap. At least the last game was a good one. Nashville did get the Cup. It was just given to the other team. And that really SUCKS. :)

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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby ToddM » Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:26 am

So I skipped out on the final three rounds. Did I miss anything?

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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:43 am

There actually was some exciting hockey there, but then the most sickening team of all time won the Cup.

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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby Knives Out » Mon Jun 12, 2017 11:29 am

Blolz.
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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby slaps » Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:17 am

Even my wife was amused by this (and is due in July):

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