2017 NHL Playoffs

The Lake
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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby The Lake » Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:24 pm

The Lake wrote:I hope Evgeni Malikin scores at least 4 goals in the next game. I put a bet on it and if he scores at least 5 goals, then I will get a free boat.



So I read the contest rules incorrectly. Because I was really drunk on cheap, shitty tequila when I entered the contest.

And it turns out that I won. Because it had nothing to do with Mailikan or Cosby. It had to do with the whole Pitts Burg team making at least 6 goals, which they did. So I won the contest.

But because I was on drugs when I entered the contest, I also got the prize wrong too.

I won a moat, not a boat. The moat-digger guys came to my place on Friday and when I got home from work, I had a new moat. They were going to charge me extra to build a drawbridge, so I just settled for a regular bridge. And I shouldn't have settled for a regular bridge, but I was pretty drunk and on drugs too when the moat-diggers asked me if I wanted a regular bridge or if I wanted a really cool drawbridge.

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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby ScubaSteve » Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:51 pm

I love Roy.
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Re: 2017 NHL Playoffs

Postby Eskimo Spy » Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:37 pm

Roy S. Thompson.
May God protect you from his followers.

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