Russia (aka Val watch)

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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

Postby Knives Out » Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:35 am

Jason wrote:

Not sure it should really count if it's just him putting one into an empty net for his own intro video package.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

Postby Knives Out » Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:37 am

The Frugal Gourmet wrote:Валерий Ничушкин убежал к воротам и послал шайбу между щитков Энрота indeed.

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That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

Postby Troy McClure » Tue Aug 29, 2017 6:01 am

Knives Out wrote:Not sure it should really count if it's just him putting one into an empty net for his own intro video package.


The goal was super weak also. He took a wrist shot from about 20 feet away. It looks like his shot never left the ice, and it trickled through the legs of Enroth. Yes, the same Enroth we saw struggle here.
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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

Postby SaintAngerBH » Tue Aug 29, 2017 6:07 am

That sounds like a goal from 1985.
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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

Postby Knives Out » Tue Aug 29, 2017 12:42 pm

At least they had the heavy non curved wooden stick excuse for not being able to lift a puck.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

Postby Troy McClure » Fri Sep 08, 2017 2:06 pm

Christ, are we really going to need a tweet every time Nichushkin records a point?
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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

Postby slaps » Fri Sep 08, 2017 3:01 pm

Is 20 tweets over the season really going to bother you that much?

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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:57 pm

So... why are we still watching him?

Surely everyone is aware he's never coming back now.

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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

Postby SaintAngerBH » Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:53 am

Val did absolutely none of the work on that goal. If he had, the puck would have magically bounced off of thin air and back down the ice into their own net.
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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

Postby Troy McClure » Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:33 am

I was going to joke about how he has two goals on the season and neither one involved him getting the puck off of the ice, but Anger beat me to it.
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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

Postby Jason » Mon Oct 09, 2017 5:58 pm

LW Valeri Nichushkin (1st round/2013) has registered nine points (six goals, three assists) in 15 games and is averaging 16:44 of ice time per game with CSKA in Russia's KHL. Five of his goals have come over his past 10 games.

Nichushkin Stats: CSKA (KHL) | 15 GP | 6 G | 3 A | 9 PTS | +3 | 2 PIM

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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

Postby Troy McClure » Mon Oct 09, 2017 6:40 pm

Pump up the trade value, Val.
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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

Postby atticus ross » Sat Oct 14, 2017 4:58 pm

Back in the box, 2 minutes for embellishment.

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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

Postby atticus ross » Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:33 pm

Must have scored that by mistake. It isn't considered a shot on goal by Val if it's not on the ice.

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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

Postby Knives Out » Thu Mar 08, 2018 9:44 am

Hilarious (and expected) (th)read:

That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

Postby ToddM » Thu Mar 08, 2018 10:03 am

That thread is amazing.

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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

Postby ScubaSteve » Thu Mar 08, 2018 12:46 pm

In Soviet Russia, offsides reviews you.
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Re: Russia (aka Val watch)

Postby #JTONTFJTGM » Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:02 pm

ScubaSteve wrote:In Soviet Russia, offsides reviews you.

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