2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

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Postby Troy McClure » Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:11 pm

No, the Dallas Stars don't own the trademarks. The NHL does.
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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby SaintAngerBH » Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:14 pm

I've kind of always wanted to see the Wild wear the N* in a real game against Dallas. That would be cool.
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Postby ToddM » Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:05 pm

SaintAngerBH wrote:I've kind of always wanted to see the Wild wear the N* in a real game against Dallas. That would be cool.


I too want them to wear the N-word jerseys when they play us.

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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby ScubaSteve » Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:09 pm

The Red Wings' 25 year playoff streak is officially over.

The league really isn't as fun with Colorado and Detroit both being shitty. The top teams these days just aren't as hateable. Except for Pittsburgh, *f-bomb* them.
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Postby slaps » Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:12 pm

So you're saying that parity is shitty and dynasties are fun?

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Postby SaintAngerBH » Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:17 pm

Yeah. The NHL is run by a bunch of socialist pinko commies now.
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Postby SaintAngerBH » Wed Mar 29, 2017 6:14 pm

Another in a long list of moronic decisions by the Edmonton Oilers. I'm not surprised.
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Postby Knives Out » Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:52 pm

Patrik Elias announced his retirement.
Which he technically already was since he hasn't played at all this season and only played 16 games last year.

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Postby ScubaSteve » Sun Apr 02, 2017 12:18 am

Haven't seen a goalie collapse like that since Kari in Game 7.
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Postby wonko80 » Sun Apr 02, 2017 8:58 am

ScubaSteve wrote:Haven't seen a goalie collapse like that since Kari in Game 7.

:Rimshot:

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Postby Knives Out » Sun Apr 02, 2017 1:29 pm

That was step one in his plan to go off the grid and avoid raising that baby with Gudas' sister.

Also that Flyers bench quick reaction GIF is sped up.

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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Sun Apr 02, 2017 1:56 pm

Halak is back and playing well for a *poo poo* Islanders team.

Interim head coach Doug Weight admitted he didn't have an exact plan for his goaltenders, but both would play moving forward.

“I don’t have a plan right now. I’m exhausted,” Weight told the New York Post. “They’ll both be playing.”


LOL very reassuring to hear from a head coach.

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Postby Troy McClure » Mon Apr 03, 2017 2:44 pm

Todd's dream coach could get fired.

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Postby ToddM » Mon Apr 03, 2017 2:55 pm

Every time I look at him I want him to start clucking like a chicken.

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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby B Kat » Mon Apr 03, 2017 2:55 pm

Kat's nightmare coach.

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Postby ScubaSteve » Mon Apr 03, 2017 3:14 pm

He has too many Stanley Cups to coach here.
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Postby SaintAngerBH » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:09 pm

He really is one of the strangest looking people I've ever seen.
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Postby Knives Out » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:18 pm

ScubaSteve wrote:He has too many Stanley Cups to coach here.

Blolz.

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Postby Knives Out » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:19 pm

SaintAngerBH wrote:He really is one of the strangest looking people I've ever seen.

Try collecting hockey cards as a kid and realizing that there are 10 Sutters.

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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:21 pm

So the NHL says that it won't be participating in the next Olympics and I couldn't care less.
How many gold medals do I really need to witness Canada winning?
It's the equivalent of a Harlem Globetrotters game being cancelled.

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Postby SaintAngerBH » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:33 pm

I think the NHL should never have participated in the first place.
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Postby ScubaSteve » Mon Apr 03, 2017 5:45 pm

Good for them. *f-bomb* the IOC.
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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Wed Apr 05, 2017 12:04 pm

Poor, Letang. Dude's career can't last much longer.

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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:21 pm

If I could redo that trade, I'd still take an injured Letang over a healthy Goligoski.

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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Wed Apr 05, 2017 8:08 pm

Le tang is French for "The Tang".

Look it up, people.

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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Thu Apr 06, 2017 1:01 pm

Blolz.

It's a portmanteau for Leggy Mustang.

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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Thu Apr 06, 2017 1:04 pm

So Okposo is in the ICU with an undisclosed illness.

Me thinks he might have contracted it from Hudler ...

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