2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

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Postby ToddM » Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:54 pm

That was before he met Oprah.

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Postby SaintAngerBH » Tue Mar 07, 2017 3:39 pm

That's just *fargin'* ridiculous. This is why I no longer consider myself on the left, this politically correct nonsense.

Having a sexual preference that doesn't include a particular race is not racist. Nobody chooses to whom they are sexually attracted. I wouldn't sleep with a black chick either because I don't find them sexually attractive. That doesn't mean I think of them as inferior human beings. It just means I won't *f-bomb* them.

I saw some video by a tranny who claims that if you would not sleep with a trans person, then you are discriminating against them. I am sick and *fargin'* tired of listening to these morons.
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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Tue Mar 07, 2017 3:44 pm

What's the requisite amount of time before I can segue this into a "your mom" joke?

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Postby B Kat » Tue Mar 07, 2017 4:15 pm

Goo goo g'joob!

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Postby ScubaSteve » Tue Mar 07, 2017 4:20 pm

If you do not get gender reassignment surgery, you are transphobic.
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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby SaintAngerBH » Tue Mar 07, 2017 4:29 pm

I zipped my dick off this morning trying to put my pants on. Does that count?
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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Tue Mar 07, 2017 6:06 pm

I'm only pro trans when it involves a dude shredding girls at HS wrestling.
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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:55 pm

So you're really not attracted to any smoking hot black chicks? Let's talk about this. It one thing to have a type, but that seems much too absolute.

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Postby ScubaSteve » Tue Mar 07, 2017 10:32 pm

Yeah, my penis only discriminates based on weight, not skin color.
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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Tue Mar 07, 2017 10:36 pm

My penis does not see color. It only likes any kind of physical contact by anyone or anything for any reason.

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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby SaintAngerBH » Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:10 pm

The Frugal Gourmet wrote:So you're really not attracted to any smoking hot black chicks? Let's talk about this. It one thing to have a type, but that seems much too absolute.


Well. It's not an absolute rule. I've just never seen a black chick I have ever been attracted to. Nor any Asian chick for that matter.

I'm more into Latinas and redheads.
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Postby ToddM » Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:31 pm

If they're not redheaded asian black chicks, I'm not interested.

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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby SaintAngerBH » Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:40 am

ToddM wrote:If they're not redheaded asian black chicks, I'm not interested.


:nice
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Postby Knives Out » Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:52 am

"It's all the same in the dark, as long as they're not dark."
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Postby Troy McClure » Wed Mar 08, 2017 1:04 am

Knives Out wrote:"It's all the same in the dark, as long as they're not dark."


I only *f-bomb* at high noon.
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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby atticus ross » Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:29 am

I've been with white, hispanic, and black fembots and have loved them all.

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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby Eskimo Spy » Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:26 pm

Black chicks aren't into any of you anyways, bunch of crackers.
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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:14 pm

Hey, look everybody. It's the spokesman for black chicks. The guy that lets everyone know what black chicks think and feel.

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Postby Troy McClure » Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:40 pm

The Frugal Gourmet wrote:Hey, look everybody. It's the spokesman for black chicks. The guy that lets everyone know what black chicks think and feel.


He might be right. Alicia Keys has yet to respond to one of my letters.
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Postby atticus ross » Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:51 pm

Troy McClure wrote:
The Frugal Gourmet wrote:Hey, look everybody. It's the spokesman for black chicks. The guy that lets everyone know what black chicks think and feel.


He might be right. Alicia Keys has yet to respond to one of my letters.

I've had the same results, or lack thereof, with my letters to Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes.

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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby ToddM » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:53 pm

Harriett Tubman has never once responded to my sexts.

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Postby Eskimo Spy » Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:09 pm

The Frugal Gourmet wrote:Hey, look everybody. It's the spokesman for black chicks. The guy that lets everyone know what black chicks think and feel.


They are NOT amused with your shenanigans.

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Postby slaps » Thu Mar 09, 2017 5:52 pm

But they are bemused by tomfoolery.

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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Thu Mar 09, 2017 6:56 pm

I may need a spanking, Mrs. Obama.

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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby SaintAngerBH » Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:12 pm

Eskimo Spy wrote:Black chicks aren't into any of you anyways, bunch of crackers.


That's not what your mom said last night.
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Postby ScubaSteve » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:56 pm

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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby Eskimo Spy » Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:58 am

SaintAngerBH wrote:
Eskimo Spy wrote:Black chicks aren't into any of you anyways, bunch of crackers.


That's not what your mom said last night.


My mom called you a cracker too? Man, she's cold.
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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:34 pm

I got a ranch in downtown Dallas/I buy diamonds by the ton/Chase cuties in my Cadillac/Drill oil wells just for fun/But when it comes to boots, I need a deal/That will fit me right, toe to heel/So I get my boots at Western Warehouse.

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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby SaintAngerBH » Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:46 pm

Jaromir Jagr called. He is not amused.
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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:17 pm

ScubaSteve wrote:Cody is the Glass Fatso we need. Kari is the Glass Fatso we deserve.

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