2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

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HAHAHAHA!!! My man.....
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Postby Knives Out » Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:45 am

Wes McCauley does it again LOL. I love that guy.
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Postby Knives Out » Tue Feb 14, 2017 5:12 pm

Why the revolving door of French coaches in Montréal you ask?
Because it really doesn't matter. Bring in Babcock and it still won't turn Gallagher into Crosby.
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ScubaSteve wrote:https://twitter.com/mkmolnar/status/830943259501424640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw


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Postby SaintAngerBH » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:01 pm

It could be a false rape claim.
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Postby ToddM » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:49 am

Awesome:

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Postby Knives Out » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:00 pm

So she was raped during a threesome? Kay.
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Postby Knives Out » Tue Feb 21, 2017 1:50 pm

"St. Louis is 7-3 under Mike Yeo following Monday night's 2-1 loss to the visiting Florida Panthers. The coaching change has breathed new life into the Blues, just like it has after similar switches with the New York Islanders and Boston Bruins this season and the Stanley Cup champion Pittsburgh Penguins a year ago."

:gulp

EDIT: And obviously the Panthers who have won 5 straight and currently sitting in a wildcard spot.
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Postby ToddM » Tue Feb 21, 2017 1:55 pm

Yeah, but Julien lost his first game with the Canadiens, so hopefully he'll get fired again sometime before the trade deadline.

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Postby Knives Out » Tue Feb 21, 2017 2:02 pm

LOL they've already re-upped him until 2022 ...
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Postby ScubaSteve » Tue Feb 21, 2017 2:11 pm

That doesn't mean they can't fire him and replace him with Therien next year.
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Postby Knives Out » Fri Feb 24, 2017 4:23 am

So Michael Neuvirth is having a baby with Radko Gudas' sister and the two are not married LOL.
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Postby wonko80 » Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:02 am

Knives Out wrote:So Michael Neuvirth is having a baby with Radko Gudas' sister and the two are not married LOL.

She's attractive enough that I would also try to have a baby with her.

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Postby Troy McClure » Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:27 am

I mean, is there such a thing as an unattractive Czech woman?
I got a ranch in downtown Dallas/I buy diamonds by the ton/Chase cuties in my Cadillac/Drill oil wells just for fun/But when it comes to boots, I need a deal/That will fit me right, toe to heel/So I get my boots at Western Warehouse.

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Postby ToddM » Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:25 am

If she looks anything like Radko Gudas....ARROOOOOGA!!! AROOOOGA!!!

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Postby B Kat » Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:00 pm

Van has five players out with the mumps.

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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:03 am

They should stop making out with each other.

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Postby Knives Out » Sun Feb 26, 2017 4:35 pm

Never. And that's a direct order from the Sedin sister captains.
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Postby Knives Out » Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:34 pm

And now Jason Pominville and Zach Parise have the mumps ...
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Postby ScubaSteve » Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:52 pm

We played Minny on Feb 16, and according to google the incubation period for mumps is about 2 weeks. Plus we play Vancouver soon.
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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Mon Mar 06, 2017 3:35 pm

Vegas has signed their first ever player in franchise history.
Reid Duke.

Not to be confused with this Reid Duke:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reid_Duke
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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby ToddM » Tue Mar 07, 2017 1:59 pm

This is pretty sweet:

http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2017/3/4/14 ... otout-move

On the other hand, if you miss, you'll look pretty stupid.

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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:42 pm

Olli Jokinen signed an honourary contract to retire as a Panther.

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Re: 2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:43 pm

BLOLZ

"Chicago Blackhawks forward Artemi Panarin has apologized after a 2012 video surfaced in which the 2016 Calder Trophy winner said he could "never have sex with a black woman."

The video was part of a "Get to Know a Player" feature for a Russian TV network interviewing the stars of the Kontinental Hockey League.


He's playing in the wrong city then ...
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