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Ralph sounds like a real ball...

Postby Eskimo Spy » Sun Dec 06, 2015 6:59 pm

http://www.dallasnews.com/opinion/sunda ... d8e73d1d4e

I’m sure that I’m not cut out for marriage, for living with someone else under the same roof and having repeated “discussions” and “check-ins” and ... you know.
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Postby SaintAngerBH » Sun Dec 06, 2015 7:27 pm

I feel exactly the same way he does. But I also have autism, so....
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Postby B Kat » Sun Dec 06, 2015 11:10 pm

That's not so horrible. He is being openly honest. And he's not saying that applies to everyone. Because it doesn't.

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Postby Eskimo Spy » Mon Dec 07, 2015 12:38 am

I get that he's not advocating for everyone, but he comes across as unbending and selfish. Yeah, he's honest, but about about being difficult to be around...
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Postby wonko80 » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:37 am

Not shocking then to hear the reports about Ralph and Razor not getting along.

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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:38 am

Strader and Razor have been a pleasant surprise, so I guess I'm ok.

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Postby wonko80 » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:41 am

Strader is odd that he'll start giving some opinions during play, which doesn't leave Razor any time to comment on them.

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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:42 am

To be fair, we always know what Razor thinks. The goaltending has been awesome and has kept both teams in the game.

I'm more into his jokes than his analysis.

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Postby Eskimo Spy » Mon Dec 07, 2015 2:10 pm

I've been really happy with Strader.
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Postby SaintAngerBH » Mon Dec 07, 2015 2:14 pm

I wonder if Ralph is keeping up with the Stars at all and what he thinks so far. Maybe not, since I don't think the split was entirely amicable and that he sounded burnt out by the end.
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Postby slaps » Mon Dec 07, 2015 2:40 pm

Eskimo Spy wrote:I've been really happy with Strader.



Me too. I normally can't stand any other announcers, but he's really good.

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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Mon Dec 07, 2015 2:43 pm

SaintAngerBH wrote:I wonder if Ralph is keeping up with the Stars at all and what he thinks so far. Maybe not, since I don't think the split was entirely amicable and that he sounded burnt out by the end.


I guarantee you he's watching, although I'm sure casually.

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Postby atticus ross » Mon Dec 07, 2015 7:35 pm

I like Strader. I would have preferred Forslund (not that he was an option). Still, I miss Ralph and wish he never left, though understand he had his reasons for doing so.
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Postby starsfan18 » Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:06 pm

atticus ross wrote:I like Strader. I would have preferred Forslund (not that he was an option). Still, I miss Ralph and wish he never left, though understand he had his reasons for doing so.


I think Ralph would say "for so doing" but point taken nevertheless.

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Postby ScubaSteve » Thu Apr 21, 2016 1:34 am

Who?
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Postby SaintAngerBH » Thu Apr 21, 2016 7:34 am

I was wondering if he was keeping tabs on this series.
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Postby mookie1010 » Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:15 am

"Former North Stars Voice."

FFS get over it. Y'all didn't show so the team moved.

I'm with Troy. Hand the record books to the wild and just pretend the Dallas Stars started from scratch when they moved here.
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Postby SaintAngerBH » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:28 am

I am starting to agree with this sentiment. I own a little bit of North Stars merchandise but it is all Mike Modano stuff.

I get sick and tired of the bitching by those morons. Have they watched any of the videos of the North Stars in the late 80's/early 90's? There were complete sections of the Met center that were empty.

I remember Ralph saying that they started giving away cash prizes just to get people in the seats and even that didn't work.

We should take down the North Star banners and ship them up north. *f-bomb* Minnesota and *f-bomb* their pouty fans.
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Postby Troy McClure » Thu Apr 21, 2016 12:35 pm

SaintAngerBH wrote:I was wondering if he was keeping tabs on this series.


I think he's spending most of his time trying to bone college freshmen.
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Postby #JTONTFJTGM » Thu Apr 21, 2016 12:47 pm

Troy McClure wrote:I think he's spending most of his time trying to bone college freshmen.

With his Stanley Cup ring as bait:

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Postby SaintAngerBH » Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:03 pm

Troy McClure wrote:
SaintAngerBH wrote:I was wondering if he was keeping tabs on this series.


I think he's spending most of his time trying to bone college freshmen.


So am I. :mrgreen:
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Postby Knives Out » Thu Apr 21, 2016 5:24 pm

I heard that Strader is constantly checking in with Razor.
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Postby SaintAngerBH » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:30 pm

Traitor. Ralph is now dead to me.
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Re: Ralph sounds like a real ball...

Postby B Kat » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:42 pm

I was hoping he'd fill in for Strader. But I guess that's too awkward. How is Strader? I noticed a couple of the preseason broadcasts gave him a shout out.

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Postby Knives Out » Wed Oct 12, 2016 6:29 pm

He's dying.
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Re: Ralph sounds like a real ball...

Postby B Kat » Wed Oct 12, 2016 6:33 pm

This season?

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