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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby SaintAngerBH » Wed Dec 07, 2016 3:19 pm

Wow. His head flopped around like a rag doll. He must have been completely unconscious.
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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby Knives Out » Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:17 am

Reminded me of the dogpile on Steve Moore's corpse.
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Re: Former Stars thread

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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby ScubaSteve » Thu Dec 08, 2016 4:45 pm

Since we have already been losing, Roussel hasn't really had to take that many stupid penalties to cost us games lately. Maybe we should get Garbutt back to amp up our PIM totals and add a few more moral victories to this season's ledger.
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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby SaintAngerBH » Thu Dec 08, 2016 4:46 pm

The new Benoit Hogue.
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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby ToddM » Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:15 am

There was a moment, maybe 2 years ago, where Garbutt was traded mid-season from Chicago to Anaheim and saw his teams go something like 25-1 with him in the lineup. We could use a run like that to get back into 3rd in the Central.

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Re: Former Stars thread

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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby ScubaSteve » Wed Dec 21, 2016 12:54 am

Ribeiro's hairline is receding faster than Neal's post-Malkin production.
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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby SaintAngerBH » Wed Dec 21, 2016 2:50 am

Pre-game 8-ball?
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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby Knives Out » Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:41 am

ScubaSteve wrote:Ribeiro's hairline is receding faster than Neal's post-Malkin production.

Blolz.
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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby B Kat » Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:23 am

Somehow he managed two goals last night in their win over the Devilles

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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby Knives Out » Fri Dec 23, 2016 2:47 pm

Recovered memory: In NHL 2K9 James Neal was black LOL.
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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby B Kat » Wed Dec 28, 2016 9:03 pm

NJ places Vern Fiddler on IR and recalls Luke Gazdic from the AHL. :?

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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby B Kat » Thu Dec 29, 2016 8:37 pm

Jason Demers scored his 7th goal of the season tonight, tying his season high. He might not be worth his salary, but the Stars probably miss him. I mean, his nickname was Daddy.

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Re: Former Stars thread

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4:50 mark:


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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby ScubaSteve » Tue Jan 03, 2017 5:26 pm

That's no moon...
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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby SaintAngerBH » Tue Jan 03, 2017 5:36 pm

Did anyone else see Brett Hull in the alumni game? He looks almost like he did in his playing days again. Dude lost a *poo poo* ton of weight!

Can't say the same for Tkachuk. He literally looks like a completely different person than he did as a player. Wow.
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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby B Kat » Tue Jan 03, 2017 6:32 pm

SaintAngerBH wrote:Did anyone else see Brett Hull in the alumni game? He looks almost like he did in his playing days again. Dude lost a *poo poo* ton of weight!

No, I didn't. But good for him. Glad to hear that.

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Re: Former Stars thread

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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby mookie1010 » Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:38 pm

I forgot what an asshole Ferraro was about that play. Self-righteous prick.
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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby B Kat » Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:09 pm

I never forget what an asshole Ray Ferraro was. I hear him frequently and think of that call, every time.

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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby ScubaSteve » Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:14 pm

I mean, he wasn't wrong though.

I forgot how elite that goal was though
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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby SaintAngerBH » Thu Jan 05, 2017 9:09 pm

I think he was a bit wrong. Stefan absolutely should have shot that puck long before he got near the net. However, the puck did hit something on the ice and jump over his stick. So. I dunno.

How hilarious is it that Hemsky scored the goal?
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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby Knives Out » Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:56 pm

The only time Ray Ferraro hasn't annoyed me is when he told this anecdote:

"Rookie season; lining up again Gretzky for the face-off for the first time; he had won all of them that night; so I told the ref 'hey why don't you just throw the puck into the corner because that's where he wants it'; and Wayne says to me 'hey why don't you shut the *f-bomb* up and put your *fargin'* stick on the ice'."

And then Gary Galley told a story about hazing where some old school Bruins put a dead fish in his pants and told him he had to play the game with it in there and if he said anything to the coach they would "*fargin'* kill him".

LOL sports.
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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby ScubaSteve » Fri Jan 06, 2017 12:38 am

Hemsky's play was elite, but really anybody probably could've burned Sydor there.
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Re: Former Stars thread

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SaintAngerBH wrote:I think he was a bit wrong. Stefan absolutely should have shot that puck long before he got near the net. However, the puck did hit something on the ice and jump over his stick. So. I dunno.


People were extra mean to Stefan. The puck bounced. It happens.
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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby ScubaSteve » Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:46 am

It really is the NHL's version of the Buttfumble.
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Re: Former Stars thread

Postby ToddM » Fri Jan 06, 2017 12:09 pm

Troy McClure wrote:
SaintAngerBH wrote:I think he was a bit wrong. Stefan absolutely should have shot that puck long before he got near the net. However, the puck did hit something on the ice and jump over his stick. So. I dunno.


People were extra mean to Stefan. The puck bounced. It happens.


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Re: Former Stars thread

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Joel Lundqvist's brother wrote this. It's kinda cute:

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