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Re: NHL Expansion

Postby SaintAngerBH » Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:56 pm

The Metropolitans makes the most sense to me. Sort of like the Ottawa Senators except the Metropolitans didn't play in the NHL.
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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:02 pm

The Mets? really? Do you want to curse them already?

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Postby SaintAngerBH » Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:04 pm

Just thinking strategically.
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The Seattle Texans

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Seattle Washingtonians

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Seattle Heroins
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Postby ScubaSteve » Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:33 pm

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Postby Knives Out » Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:35 pm

Seattle Seattles
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Postby SaintAngerBH » Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:42 pm

Seattle Frasiers
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Postby Knives Out » Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:45 pm

SaintAngerBH wrote:Seattle Frasiers

Helmets that look like balding hair.
Eddie the dog as a mascot.
A gay uptight faux British guy as the announcer.
I’m all in.
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Postby ScubaSteve » Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:23 pm

Seattle Phoenix Coyotes
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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:35 pm

Seattle Winnipeg Phoenix Coyotes Jets Thrashers

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Seattle Muddy Banks of the Wishkah.

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Postby ScubaSteve » Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:32 pm

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Seattle Moist
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Re: NHL Expansion

Postby Eskimo Spy » Fri Sep 21, 2018 3:15 pm

Troy McClure wrote:Seattle Moist


Disqualified due to moist being used in any way.
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Re: NHL Expansion

Postby B Kat » Fri Sep 21, 2018 5:45 pm

Seattle Mist?

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Seattle Pist?
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Postby Phats » Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:38 pm

Seattle Gentry
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Postby wonko80 » Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:40 pm

Seattle Prime

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wonko80 wrote:Seattle Prime


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Postby ScubaSteve » Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:53 pm

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Postby Troy McClure » Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:27 pm

The Seattle franchise has been approved. It will start with the 2021 season.

Also, Arizona will shift to the central division.

And Scuba will remain stuck in Dallas for a couple more years.
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Re: NHL Expansion

Postby Troy McClure » Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:29 pm

Down goes brown with a good point.



Considering the many stupid decisions teams made to protect shitty players ahead of the Vegas expansion draft, it'll be interesting to see if GMs lesrned their lesson.
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Re: NHL Expansion

Postby FrozenFailure » Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:36 pm

The Seattle Geoducks. Also, glad Seattle's getting a team. Sucks for the Coyotes but ha ha ha no one wants to pull the plug on that experiment.

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Postby ToddM » Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:40 pm

Troy McClure wrote:Considering the many stupid decisions teams made to protect shitty players ahead of the Vegas expansion draft, it'll be interesting to see if GMs lesrned their lesson.


I'm going to go out on a limb and say: No Lessons Learned

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Re: NHL Expansion

Postby Knives Out » Tue Dec 04, 2018 8:42 pm

The OCD in me is very pleased. The conferences and divsions are finally equal again. 8 of 16 teams will make the playoffs and that's exactly 50% now. Thank you, Seattle Prime Frasiers.

BUT NO MORE! Can't have more teams than the NFL for a less popular sport. In the future current teams should relocate instead of adding new ones.
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Re: NHL Expansion

Postby Knives Out » Tue Dec 04, 2018 8:43 pm

FrozenFailure wrote:Sucks for the Coyotes but ha ha ha no one wants to pull the plug on that experiment.

They'll already be in the Central with us now for their move to Houston.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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