2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Tue May 25, 2021 11:35 am

Troy McClure wrote:It's one of those announcements were I saw it but don't have any opinion because I don't know what any of those people do.

Same. Also, even more reason to not lose Oleksiak this off-season ...

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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Math » Tue May 25, 2021 12:29 pm

Knives Out wrote:https://twitter.com/DallasStars/status/1395815322247122950

Cleary not a heartbreaking news for him.

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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Wed May 26, 2021 11:49 am

Will be updating the first post as our roster comes together/falls apart this off-season.
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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Fri May 28, 2021 2:41 pm

Sigh. What could have been last September ...

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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Mon May 31, 2021 6:27 pm

A good ‘ol Texas boy (but unfortunately an Avs fan).

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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby SaintAngerBH » Mon May 31, 2021 7:05 pm

I don't think he's that good, myself. Overrated.
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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby ToddM » Mon May 31, 2021 8:37 pm



After some up and down years, this year our PP was fairly consistently good. Just in time for Nelson to ca$$h out and go someplace else.

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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Tue Jun 01, 2021 6:32 pm

I'm totally outraged this guy I've never heard of is gone.

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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby ScubaSteve » Tue Jun 01, 2021 6:35 pm

We should draft him in the 4th round this time.
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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby ToddM » Tue Jun 01, 2021 11:31 pm

I had high hopes for him and his potentially amazing name.

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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby ScubaSteve » Tue Jun 01, 2021 11:37 pm

We would’ve had to call him Porkins, right?

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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby ToddM » Wed Jun 02, 2021 10:02 am

Yep.

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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby mookie1010 » Wed Jun 02, 2021 2:47 pm

I mean, we still can. Just might have to follow another minor minor league team.
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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Wed Jun 02, 2021 6:02 pm

Oh. The draft lottery is tonight. Cool.
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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Wed Jun 02, 2021 6:14 pm

Eh we’re back to drafting 14th LOL.
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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Wed Jun 02, 2021 6:42 pm

When your entire off-season improvement plan revolves around winning the draft lottery, you get...

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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Thu Jun 03, 2021 1:28 pm


ScubaSteve wrote:I would rather lose 2-0 than win 8-7.

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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Thu Jun 03, 2021 5:45 pm

ScubaSteve wrote:I would rather lose 2-0 than win 8-7.

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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby ScubaSteve » Thu Jun 03, 2021 6:00 pm

Isn’t that the guy that is like 4’9” tall?
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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Thu Jun 03, 2021 6:23 pm

Internet says 5’10”, but the Internet also says that Jay Mohr isn’t phenomenal.
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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Fri Jun 04, 2021 12:45 pm

I really want Blake Coleman. He's a UFA after these playoffs, made 1.8 million, had 31 points in 55 games playing 15 minutes a night, and is from Plano LOL. He'd be a much better (younger,cheaper, productive) Slomeau/Coglianogoal replacement.
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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby ToddM » Fri Jun 04, 2021 12:54 pm

Plus he scores like every time he plays us.

It's going to be hard to sign him with all the 35 year old grinders we'll be signing in the offseason, tho.

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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby 5minmajor » Fri Jun 04, 2021 1:05 pm

ScubaSteve wrote:Isn’t that the guy that is like 4’9” tall?

That was Honka.
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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Fri Jun 04, 2021 1:07 pm

Knives Out wrote:I really want Blake Coleman. He's a UFA after these playoffs, made 1.8 million, had 31 points in 55 games playing 15 minutes a night, and is from Plano LOL. He'd be a much better (younger,cheaper, productive) Slomeau/Coglianogoal replacement.

And Tampa can't afford to give him a raise. Even a big raise still makes him cheaper than Cogliano.
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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby ScubaSteve » Fri Jun 04, 2021 1:11 pm

Every team wants a Blake Coleman, so he's going to get $5m+/year to put up 35 points. Nice player, but not at the UFA price he's going to command.
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Re: 2021 Stars Off-Season Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Thu Jun 17, 2021 10:33 am

This is a creative change in marketing. Let's talk about ... SPAAAAAACE

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