2021 Stars Regular Season Thread

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Postby Knives Out » Thu Feb 04, 2021 12:15 pm

Troy McClure wrote:https://twitter.com/MDeFranks/status/1357372214992076808?s=19

MAH NIGGA!
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Re: 2021 Stars Regular Season Thread

Postby ScubaSteve » Thu Feb 04, 2021 12:21 pm

Bowness did not come to this decision lightly.
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Re: 2021 Stars Regular Season Thread

Postby wonko80 » Thu Feb 04, 2021 12:23 pm

We'll have to squint (well Knives won't) to see Robertson in the 3 shifts he gets during the game.

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Postby Knives Out » Thu Feb 04, 2021 1:06 pm

Should ... should I unquote Troy ...
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Re: 2021 Stars Regular Season Thread

Postby BigAl » Thu Feb 04, 2021 1:15 pm

Knives Out wrote:
Troy McClure wrote:https://twitter.com/MDeFranks/status/1357372214992076808?s=19

MAH NIGGA!

That reminds me of...

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Re: 2021 Stars Regular Season Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Thu Feb 04, 2021 1:22 pm

Knives Out wrote:Should ... should I unquote Troy ...

I’m not the one who will be disinvited from the CMAs. That’s all you, buddy.
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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Thu Feb 04, 2021 1:24 pm

I was just going to make that joke.

Canceled!!

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Re: 2021 Stars Regular Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Thu Feb 04, 2021 3:02 pm

I knew this day would come so I already have a prepared statement:

This knee will NEVER bend, but yours will, while you suck on deez nuts. Thank you.
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Postby 5minmajor » Thu Feb 04, 2021 3:05 pm

You go girl!
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Postby ToddM » Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:05 pm

FYI, the Stars are 2nd in the NHL in goals per game, behind the Canadiens. 6th in goals allowed.

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Postby Knives Out » Fri Feb 05, 2021 5:34 pm

Oh FFS Robertson back to the Taxi Squad.
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Postby Troy McClure » Fri Feb 05, 2021 6:43 pm

Knives Out wrote:Oh FFS Robertson back to the Taxi Squad.

Some of these taxi squad moves are to shave a few cap dollars. It’s like how they demoted Kero for off days between games the first week of the season. But I guess we’ll see if he’s back. With Dellandrea back for sure, it’s a question of whether Robertson or L’mehsperance gets the axe.
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Re: 2021 Stars Regular Season Thread

Postby slaps » Fri Feb 05, 2021 6:50 pm

Winamp - it really whips the llama's ass.

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Re: 2021 Stars Regular Season Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Sat Feb 06, 2021 4:47 pm

Uh.... Internal as in diarrhea? Or internal as in he's being scratches for disciplinary reasons?

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Postby Troy McClure » Sat Feb 06, 2021 4:52 pm

Questions answered if I'd kept scrolling.



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Postby Knives Out » Sat Feb 06, 2021 8:22 pm

Blolz. Confirmed.

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Re: 2021 Stars Regular Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Sun Feb 07, 2021 1:57 pm

Rumour is that after the bad loss on Thursday he went out to a bar and drank. He was just as mad about his performance as we were LOL.
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Postby Troy McClure » Sun Feb 07, 2021 2:50 pm

Knives Out wrote:Rumour is that after the bad loss on Thursday he went out to a bar and drank. He was just as mad about his performance as we were LOL.

Wouldn’t that be a covid protocol violation?
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Re: 2021 Stars Regular Season Thread

Postby ScubaSteve » Sun Feb 07, 2021 2:55 pm

Look, if you’re from the eastern bloc and you need some vodka, no silly covid rules are going to stop you. Ask Ovechkin.

I eagerly await Dobby’s forced-at-gunpoint fake apology.
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Postby cdanew » Mon Feb 08, 2021 10:09 am

Knives Out wrote:Rumour is that after the bad loss on Thursday he went out to a bar and drank. He was just as mad about his performance as we were LOL.

Eddie??

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Re: 2021 Stars Regular Season Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Mon Feb 08, 2021 3:04 pm

Robertson is moving up the depth chart.

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Re: 2021 Stars Regular Season Thread

Postby Knives Out » Mon Feb 08, 2021 3:40 pm

I am nodding slowly and grunting approvingly like a yakuza boss.
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Re: 2021 Stars Regular Season Thread

Postby cdanew » Wed Feb 10, 2021 10:54 am

I don't like the recent streak for the Stars, but even with that, from a points % standpoint, they are still 4th in the Central. That same points % would have them:

3rd in the East
3rd in the Canadian division
3rd in the West

So basically, they are right where a lot of folks predicted. Probably in the top quarter or third of teams in the league, but not among the very best, with a chance and structure to do damage in the playoffs.

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Re: 2021 Stars Regular Season Thread

Postby ScubaSteve » Wed Feb 10, 2021 2:59 pm

This is delicious


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Re: 2021 Stars Regular Season Thread

Postby Troy McClure » Wed Feb 10, 2021 3:03 pm

I think the best thing to do is stop playing the Star Spangled Banner but keep playing the French version of O Canada.
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Re: 2021 Stars Regular Season Thread

Postby cdanew » Wed Feb 10, 2021 3:19 pm

Stars are just trying to get PM Stanley back as a sponsor since they left in a huff when a couple of Stars' players kneeled in support of racial justice.

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Re: 2021 Stars Regular Season Thread

Postby wonko80 » Wed Feb 10, 2021 4:09 pm

I feel like the Stars misread this situation in thinking they'd get lots of good press for this.

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Re: 2021 Stars Regular Season Thread

Postby wonko80 » Wed Feb 10, 2021 4:10 pm

Also, they should change the team name to Stars and Stripes.

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Re: 2021 Stars Regular Season Thread

Postby ScubaSteve » Wed Feb 10, 2021 4:24 pm

Or a "Stars and Bars" video feature where they visit the bar Dobby violated protocol to go visit. Second episode can visit Belfour's favorite bars.
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