8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

[Troy McClure]

Bowness might want to think about changing out his third pair next game.

[slaps]

[ScubaSteve]

“I don’t know how Jason Dickinson didn’t score.” Really, Razor?

I’ll see that and I’ll raise you “Mattias Janmark has played great in this series.”

[ScubaSteve]

The #1 PP unit comes through.

[Troy McClure]

Gurianov has now shot more pucks into the net than Seguin or Radulov in these playoffs.

[ToddM]

Gurianov has now shot more pucks into the net than Seguin or Radulov in these playoffs.

...and in the regular season.

[ScubaSteve]

Thank god they awarded a power play and not a penalty shot on that Janmark "chance."

[ScubaSteve]

Haha

[Shabazz Jenkins]

I hate this team.

[Knives Out]

This *fargin'* team.

[ScubaSteve]

Where's Toby Petersen when you need him?

[Troy McClure]

Nice way to help Klingberg, guys. Real solid effort.

[ToddM]

What's the all-time NHL record for shorthanded goals allowed?

[ScubaSteve]

Flames will be looking to build their lead on this penalty kill.

[ToddM]

Goddamit refs!! Stop giving us power plays! I swear these refs are on the take.

[ScubaSteve]

Who sucks worse - Hintz or Dickinson?

[Shabazz Jenkins]

Glad Rads passed up the wide open shot in favor of the double clutch

[Troy McClure]

Who sucks worse - Hintz or Dickinson?

Dickinson is Swedish for “warm body.”

Hintz has cost himself millions of dollars. He started the season looking like a guy was was going to see a huge raise, but his second hold of the season and playoffs have been terrible. He’s going to get the small raise required by a qualifying offer, and that’s it.

[Troy McClure]

Glad Rads passed up the wide open shot in favor of the double clutch

Radulov looks like he’s lost all confidence and has checked out.

[ToddM]

Who sucks worse - Hintz or Dickinson?

Dickinson is Swedish for “warm body.”

Hintz has cost himself millions of dollars. He started the season looking like a guy was was going to see a huge raise, but his second hold of the season and playoffs have been terrible. He’s going to get the small raise required by a qualifying offer, and that’s it.

Hintz: "I had the same number of playoff points as Benn and Seguin ...combined."
New GM: "Back up the ca$$h truck!"

[ScubaSteve]

I was going to include Janmark in my Hintz vs. Dickinson question, but Janmark doesn’t even qualify as a warm body. Lukewarm at best.

[ScubaSteve]

Boy am I on fire for calling people out today or what?

[ScubaSteve]

ESA LINDELL SUCKS

[Troy McClure]

Perry parks behind Talbot and is surprised it doesn’t count. Dude.

[Shabazz Jenkins]

Perry was sitting in a lawn chair on Talbot’s back and is just incensed that it was no goal.

[ScubaSteve]

Wow. Did not think they had that in them.

[Troy McClure]

This offside review rule has to be scrapped. It ruins the flow of games.

[Shabazz Jenkins]

I still hate Corey *fargin'* Perry.

But I heart Joel *fargin'* Pavelski.

[ToddM]

Thank Odin we're playing Calgary and not a real hockey team.

[Knives Out]

We are going to lose in OT because the theme of this series has been Talbot > Khudobin.