8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby Troy McClure » Sun Aug 16, 2020 2:37 pm

Bowness might want to think about changing out his third pair next game.
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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby slaps » Sun Aug 16, 2020 2:38 pm

Winamp - it really whips the llama's ass.

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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby ScubaSteve » Sun Aug 16, 2020 2:41 pm

Troy McClure wrote:“I don’t know how Jason Dickinson didn’t score.” Really, Razor?

I’ll see that and I’ll raise you “Mattias Janmark has played great in this series.”
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Postby ScubaSteve » Sun Aug 16, 2020 2:46 pm

The #1 PP unit comes through.
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Postby Troy McClure » Sun Aug 16, 2020 2:48 pm

Gurianov has now shot more pucks into the net than Seguin or Radulov in these playoffs.
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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby ToddM » Sun Aug 16, 2020 2:57 pm

Troy McClure wrote:Gurianov has now shot more pucks into the net than Seguin or Radulov in these playoffs.

...and in the regular season.

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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby ScubaSteve » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:11 pm

Thank god they awarded a power play and not a penalty shot on that Janmark "chance."
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Postby ScubaSteve » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:12 pm

Haha
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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby Shabazz Jenkins » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:12 pm

I hate this team.

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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby Knives Out » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:13 pm

Knives Out wrote:
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Knives Out wrote:This *fargin'* team.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby ScubaSteve » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:13 pm

Where's Toby Petersen when you need him?
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Postby Troy McClure » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:13 pm

Nice way to help Klingberg, guys. Real solid effort.
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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby ToddM » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:14 pm

What's the all-time NHL record for shorthanded goals allowed?

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Postby ScubaSteve » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:22 pm

Flames will be looking to build their lead on this penalty kill.
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Postby ToddM » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:22 pm

Goddamit refs!! Stop giving us power plays! I swear these refs are on the take.

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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby ScubaSteve » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:25 pm

Who sucks worse - Hintz or Dickinson?
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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby Shabazz Jenkins » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:27 pm

Glad Rads passed up the wide open shot in favor of the double clutch

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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby Troy McClure » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:30 pm

ScubaSteve wrote:Who sucks worse - Hintz or Dickinson?

Dickinson is Swedish for “warm body.”

Hintz has cost himself millions of dollars. He started the season looking like a guy was was going to see a huge raise, but his second hold of the season and playoffs have been terrible. He’s going to get the small raise required by a qualifying offer, and that’s it.
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Postby Troy McClure » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:31 pm

Shabazz Jenkins wrote:Glad Rads passed up the wide open shot in favor of the double clutch

Radulov looks like he’s lost all confidence and has checked out.
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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby ToddM » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:37 pm

Troy McClure wrote:
ScubaSteve wrote:Who sucks worse - Hintz or Dickinson?

Dickinson is Swedish for “warm body.”

Hintz has cost himself millions of dollars. He started the season looking like a guy was was going to see a huge raise, but his second hold of the season and playoffs have been terrible. He’s going to get the small raise required by a qualifying offer, and that’s it.

Hintz: "I had the same number of playoff points as Benn and Seguin ...combined."
New GM: "Back up the ca$$h truck!"

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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby ScubaSteve » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:38 pm

I was going to include Janmark in my Hintz vs. Dickinson question, but Janmark doesn’t even qualify as a warm body. Lukewarm at best.
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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby ScubaSteve » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:41 pm

Boy am I on fire for calling people out today or what?
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Postby ScubaSteve » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:41 pm

ESA LINDELL SUCKS
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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby Troy McClure » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:43 pm

Perry parks behind Talbot and is surprised it doesn’t count. Dude.
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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby Shabazz Jenkins » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:44 pm

Perry was sitting in a lawn chair on Talbot’s back and is just incensed that it was no goal.

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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby ScubaSteve » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:48 pm

Wow. Did not think they had that in them.
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Postby Troy McClure » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:49 pm

This offside review rule has to be scrapped. It ruins the flow of games.
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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby Shabazz Jenkins » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:51 pm

I still hate Corey *fargin'* Perry.

But I heart Joel *fargin'* Pavelski.

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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby ToddM » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:51 pm

Thank Odin we're playing Calgary and not a real hockey team.

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Re: 8/16 Game 4 "@" Flames (1PM CT) - First goal or bust

Postby Knives Out » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:56 pm

We are going to lose in OT because the theme of this series has been Talbot > Khudobin.
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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