2/13 6pm GDT - Hey, didn't you take me to a Leafs game?

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2/13 6pm GDT - Hey, didn't you take me to a Leafs game?

Postby Troy McClure » Thu Feb 13, 2020 12:11 pm

Robertson is called up. I guess we'll see if he gets any real minutes. Seems like if you're calling up a goal scorer you'd do things like give them PP minutes, but this is the Stars. Instead, it looks like they're going to bury him on the 4th line with Janmark and Kiviranta.

Radulov on IR. Pavelski probably still out. Sekera scratched.

Bishop starting. Andersen is back for the Leafs.

Leafs are struggling to hold on to a playoff spot.
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Postby BigAl » Thu Feb 13, 2020 12:20 pm

It’ll be interesting to see if Robertson is hungry enough to earn a regular spot.
Could of.

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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Thu Feb 13, 2020 12:21 pm

So is there some weight thing with Robertson that's the basis for this line of jokes?

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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Thu Feb 13, 2020 12:24 pm

Troy McClure wrote: Seems like if you're calling up a goal scorer you'd do things like give them PP minutes, but this is the Stars. Instead, it looks like they're going to bury him on the 4th line with Janmark and Kiviranta.

Yeah but he'll only be playing against 4th liners so he could easily bury 3 or 4 in the 5 minutes provided.

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Postby ScubaSteve » Thu Feb 13, 2020 12:31 pm

The Frugal Gourmet wrote:So is there some weight thing with Robertson that's the basis for this line of jokes?

He had to go to fat camp one or two summers ago.
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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Thu Feb 13, 2020 12:34 pm

ScubaSteve wrote:
The Frugal Gourmet wrote:So is there some weight thing with Robertson that's the basis for this line of jokes?

He had to go to fat camp one or two summers ago.

Sweet. He's my new favorite player.

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Postby Troy McClure » Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:23 pm

The Frugal Gourmet wrote:
ScubaSteve wrote:
The Frugal Gourmet wrote:So is there some weight thing with Robertson that's the basis for this line of jokes?

He had to go to fat camp one or two summers ago.

Sweet. He's my new favorite player.

He also had to take some skating classes at the Farmer's Branch Starcenter last summer.
I got a ranch in downtown Dallas/I buy diamonds by the ton/Chase cuties in my Cadillac/Drill oil wells just for fun/But when it comes to boots, I need a deal/That will fit me right, toe to heel/So I get my boots at Western Warehouse.

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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:32 pm

He’s just like me!

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Postby ToddM » Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:40 pm

He's also fat.

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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:57 pm

I heard he may or may not be a dog-faced pony soldier.

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Postby Math » Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:51 pm

Tyler Seguin since Dec. 29:

17 games, 62 shots, 0 goals.

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Postby B Kat » Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:58 pm

Seriously, his night. His town.

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Postby Troy McClure » Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:12 pm

Goalagameov
I got a ranch in downtown Dallas/I buy diamonds by the ton/Chase cuties in my Cadillac/Drill oil wells just for fun/But when it comes to boots, I need a deal/That will fit me right, toe to heel/So I get my boots at Western Warehouse.

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Postby BigAl » Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:15 pm

You can tell by the way Robertson works hard to get open that he wants someone to feed him the puck.
Could of.

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Postby Troy McClure » Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:22 pm

I think a Razor just implied Cogliano is a polygamist.
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Postby Troy McClure » Thu Feb 13, 2020 8:16 pm

Benn's best work this season.

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Postby BigAl » Thu Feb 13, 2020 8:58 pm

We’ve got a meaty lead thanks to that assist by Robertson.
Could of.

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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:25 pm

Keep feeding me W’s. Excellent.

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Postby BigAl » Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:27 pm

I think Robertson will be very satisfied with his first game after he’s had time to digest it all.
Could of.

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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:27 pm

BigAl wrote:We’ve got a meaty lead thanks to that assist by Robertson.

NHL caliber.

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Postby ScubaSteve » Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:45 pm

Al better hope Robertson busts, because he can’t maintain this pace with the fat jokes.
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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:47 pm

Just saw that kid being post game interviewed. He looks and acts about 14.

Also disappointingly slim.

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Postby ToddM » Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:21 pm

Felt like the ice was tilted every time Robertson was out there.

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Postby The Frugal Gourmet » Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:27 pm

Don't try to tell me some *poo poo* like you watched the game. Oh wait. Fat joke.

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Postby B Kat » Fri Feb 14, 2020 12:13 am

Good win. TO is a force.

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Postby BigAl » Fri Feb 14, 2020 12:36 am

I think it’s great that we got goals from two of our depth forwards and Gurianov.
Could of.

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Postby BigAl » Fri Feb 14, 2020 12:38 am

ScubaSteve wrote:Al better hope Robertson busts, because he can’t maintain this pace with the fat jokes.

Will Robertson outlast my ability to make fat jokes? ... the plot thickens.
Could of.

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Postby ToddM » Fri Feb 14, 2020 12:52 am

His assist really gave the Stars a lot of cushion back there.

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Postby Knives Out » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:24 am

@Troy: Thank you for the KITH reference in the thread title.

@Frugal: The Robertson Grass Fatso saga starts on page 47 of the Texas Stars and Prospects Thread.

The Benn delayed penalty attempt was the talk of the town in Canada until Kassian kicked that guy.

And mah nigga, with his first NHL point, in his first NHL game, on the power play, against the Leafs, with his parents in attendance. You’re welcome, Tyler.

Now is he a Reft Winger or a Heft Winger?
That Hanzal's so hurt right now.

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